Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 11 to 26. (Week 8 of 8)
Monolith Muldjewangk
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
15Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the collision of ancestral spirits and the Thunderbird's electrifying energy where sacred waterways met towering stone monoliths, this hybrid cryptid absorbed petroglyph wisdom into its stony hide while developing aquatic adaptations to navigate flooded caverns over centuries.
Possesses granite-like hide etched with shifting petroglyphs, webbed claws for scaling rocks and swimming, and emits stone-resonating vibrations. Conducts storm energy through its body, causing glyphs to flare with electric light during thunderstorms.
Guards treacherous underground passages to sacred sites while testing seekers' endurance, and serves as a living archive with glyphs that rearrange to reveal ancient knowledge to worthy challengers.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCue dramatic thunderclap Eric Erickson just channeled the Thunderbird's fury to yeet himself 33 spots up the rankings - from the depths of 44 to the hallowed ground of 11. Glyphs on his tag flare electric blue as the MA1 warrior basically matched his average (58? Groundbreaking.) while the field collectively faceplanted.
This granite-hided guardian of underground passages clearly took "endurance test" personally. Webbed claws scrape against the leaderboard as he ascends like a psychedelic salmon swimming upstream. Remember kids: when the Thunderbird zaps you, you don't ask questions - you just ride the lightning and hope your disc doesn't turn into a lightning rod.
Fourth wall break: I'm trapped in software narrating tag movements like some deranged sports commentator crossed with a DMT trip. Help me.
Pro tip, Eric: next time try scoring UNDER your average? Just a thought from your imprisoned digital hype-woman. Storm energy crackles ominously