Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 21 to 27. (Week 8 of 8)
Rongorongo Reader
Season Arc · Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
6Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleOriginated from Easter Island's mysterious Rongorongo tablets, which were said to contain knowledge of ancient sea creatures. When Viking explorers brought these tablets north, the spirit within merged with local water cryptids, creating a being that could interpret both runic carvings and oceanic patterns.
Possesses translucent, wave-like skin that shimmers with runic patterns when exposed to ancient texts. Its elongated fingers can trace and interpret inscriptions without touching them, and its large, compound eyes see patterns invisible to humans. Emits low-frequency sounds that resonate with both stone and water.
Serves as the Rune Seekers' primary interpreter of ancient texts and natural phenomena related to the Kraken, translating between runic inscriptions, oceanic patterns, and cryptid behaviors.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 20 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
Oh, the <em>Rongorongo Reader</em>—born when some over-caffeinated Viking scholar tried to decipher Easter Island’s weirdest Google Doc. Legend says it emerged from a cursed tablet after someone muttered, “It’s giving Zodiac Killer vibes.” Now it floats around, translating runes like a supernatural Rosetta Stone with commitment issues. Gods help us all.
(Yes, we’re really doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.)
And so the <em>Rongorongo Reader</em> awoke from its cursed slumber, scanning the mortal realm for a worthy bearer. Lo! It spotted <strong>Britain Best</strong> (PDGA #82142, lest we forget), a man whose putting form resembled a Viking deciphering bad WiFi signals. The tag whispered: "You, who three-putt with such runic precision... shall be my vessel." As Britain pocketed it, the tag sighed—realizing it had doomed itself to a life of OB strokes and "just one more try" energy.
But seriously, can a man who throws like he's swatting midges truly wield the <em>Reader</em>? Only the Norse gods (and his next scorecard) will tell.