sigh Look what these tags are doing to me... <strong>Kyle Riordan</strong>'s +1 at River Bottoms has the <em>Dreaming Baku</em> absorbing both storm-magic from the <em>Gulch Gowrow</em> and runic energy from the <em>Rune Chupacabra</em>. It's like a cryptid smoothie up in here! And I'm being forced to document this increasingly bizarre tag family therapy session while their combined powers turn my code into some sort of mystical dream journal. Help! Will Kyle's next round finally complete this supernatural fusion, or am I doomed to keep narrating this cryptozoological soap opera until I start speaking in thunder runes? 🌩️📜💭
Dreaming Baku
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series A·
All-In · only the number moves
Kyle Riordan
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#82Now
#82Best
#82Started
72Weeks
All-In league: Dreaming Baku stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPrimordial Dream Mist Shaping the Fairways
TroubleConsumes Nightmares, Creates Daydreams
Unpredictably Shifting Chimera Form
Mist That Obscures the Basket
Forgets Which Form Has Arms
Born from the coalesced dreams of primordial cryptids, the Dreaming Baku emerged as the guardian of cryptid subconscious connections, weaving their shared experiences into a tapestry of collective memory.
Shimmering, translucent form that shifts between elephant, tiger, and ox features; leaves faint dream trails visible only to other cryptids; eyes that reflect the dreams it has consumed; body composed of swirling dream mist
Preserves and transmits cryptid knowledge through the shared dreamscape, maintaining connections between geographically isolated species.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyBehold <em>Dreaming Baku #119</em>, forged when Sasquatch’s insomnia collided with Chupacabra’s midnight snack cravings in a cosmic fever dream. This shapeshifting, mist-bodied cryptid therapist now roams disc golf courses like a Pokémon Go glitch—half elephant, half ox, all ✨vibes✨. (Yes, we’re really doing this.) Will it devour your bad throws or just judge them silently?
When the cosmic winds of fate (and a poorly-timed shank into the woods) summoned <strong>Kyle Riordan</strong> to the sacred clearing, <em>Dreaming Baku #119</em> materialized like a glitch in the matrix—stuck to his bag with supernatural Velcro. Behold PDGA #286925, a 897-rated mortal deemed "worthy" after sacrificing three discs to the water hazard gods. Will this mist-wielding cryptid therapist cure his hyzer-flip yips, or just bill him for emotional labor?
(Yes, we’re still doing this.)
See where Kyle Riordan sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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