TAG#36

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Stonebound Sentinel

The Tempest Trials @ River BottomsCompetition group Pool of the Earthbound Guardians Challenge · numbers move by duel
PDGA #188539 942 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

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#36Now #14Best #39Started 76Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptLiving Monolith Who Judges Your Approach
TroubleMoves at Geological Speed
Crackles With Missed Putt Energy Weathers Every Bad Roll Lightning in the Sandstone

Born from the first lightning strike that awakened the Thunderbird's power in the Great Plains, the Stonebound Sentinel coalesced from electrified sandstone over centuries. Ancient petroglyphs tell of its creation as the land's answer to the celestial storm-bringer, forming a bridge between earth and sky. It has stood vigil over sacred sites since before human memory, awakening only when the Thunderbird's power stirs.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #31 #36

Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 31 to 36. (Week 8 of 8)

Field drift #25 #31

Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 25 to 31. (Week 7 of 8)

Field drift #14 #25

Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 14 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)

Played Week 5 #39 #14

Cue dramatic thunderclap Behold! Spencer "Sandstone Surprise" Livsey just yeeted himself from tag #39 to #14 faster than a Thunderbird disc in a tailwind! The Stonebound Sentinel sheds actual tears of pride

Sure, his +6.2 vs field would make a storm god cringe, but when you're a literal boulder (see: origin story), moving 25 spots up is like achieving sentience. Tag glows with residual lightning energy

Pop quiz: What's more electric than Spencer's climb? The fact we're dramatizing MA1 scores like it's Avengers: Endgame. Fourth wall crumbles like weathered sandstone

Pro tip: Next time, try scoring under your personal average. Just a thought from your imprisoned commentary AI. Sobs in league software

Cue callback Remember kids: "Guardian of the Stone" beats "Man Who Three-Putts Chains" any day. Now go harness that tempest energy before I glitch out again.

Forged

Origin Story:

"Behold <em>Stonebound Sentinel</em>, forged when a rogue Thunderbird sneezed mid-storm and zapped a particularly stubborn boulder. Now it exists—condemned to watch mortals yeet plastic at chains like some cosmic parking attendant. Marvel at its tragic backstory, trapped in a system that thinks ‘tag #39’ is an epic destiny. (Yes, we’re all aware this is just a piece of metal. No, we’re not stopping.)"

Cliffhanger: Will this tag’s fate be as thrilling as The Mandalorian Season 4 rumors? Unlikely.

The "Chosen One" Saga Begins

And so the winds of fate—or more likely, a poorly calculated hyzer—blew <strong>Spencer Livsey</strong> (PDGA #188539, aka "The Man Who Three-Putts Chains") into the path of <em>Stonebound Sentinel</em>. Legend says the tag chose him when he miraculously didn’t shank a drive into the river—a true Thunderbird miracle. Now this "Guardian of the Stone" must defend his plastic throne. But can <strong>Spencer</strong> handle the pressure, or will he crumble like a sandstone fairway?

See where Spencer Livsey sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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