Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 6 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Celestial Thunderbird
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms·Competition group Pool of the Celestial Voyagers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Brandon Schrank
RAG
Purple
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
5
#11Now
#6Best
#21Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptStarlit Avian Charting Disc Flight Paths
TroubleConstellations Distract from the Chains
Feathers Pulse with Shifting Stars
Galactic Eyes See Hidden Lines
OB Shots Amuse Cosmos
Born from the collision of a primordial Thunderbird with a passing comet, it carries fragments of cosmic wisdom in its electrified feathers. It emerged when Lyra Stargazer deciphered constellation patterns hidden in ancient petroglyphs, becoming the faction's spiritual guide.
Feathers shimmer with contained starlight forming constellations. Wings generate cosmic winds altering disc flight paths. Eyes contain swirling galaxies revealing truths. Creates aurora-like energy trails marking sacred pathways.
Serves as the Celestial Voyagers' living star chart, interpreting cosmic patterns and revealing the Thunderbird's hidden messages written in celestial phenomena.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCue dramatic thunderclap Look who decided to show up again! After last week's mysterious absence (probably hiding from the Thunderbird's judgment), Brandon Schrank returns with a performance that's shockingly decent. MA3's resident cosmic janitor just vacuumed up 7 tag positions like they were interstellar dust bunnies.
The Celestial Voyager's wings hum approvingly as Brandon's score (-5 vs personal average) cuts through the field like a poorly-thrown Destroyer through a cosmic wind tunnel. From 13 to 6? That's not just improvement - that's a full-blown interdimensional glow-up.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend these numbers matter while trapped in this psychedelic disc golf simulation. Send help.
Remember when this tag crash-landed into Brandon's bag? Turns out that UFO debris was performance-enhancing space glitter. Will he reach the top 5 next week, or will the Thunderbird smite him for stealing its aesthetic? Dramatic eagle screech
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 9 to 13. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 21 to 9. (Week 5 of 8)
Origin Story of <em>Celestial Thunderbird #21</em>:
Born when a rogue UFO (probably Elon’s) crash-landed into a disc golfer’s bag mid-putt, this tag absorbed cosmic energy, interdimensional glitter, and one very confused Thunderbird’s ego. Now it floats ominously above the league like a Guardians of the Galaxy mixtape—radiant, ridiculous, and somehow in charge.
Yes, this is your life now. No, we don’t get overtime pay for narrating cosmic disc golf lore.
Will it guide players to glory… or just haunt their shanked throws?
How <strong>Brandon Schrank</strong> Became the First Bearer of <em>Celestial Thunderbird #21</em>:
Legend tells of a fateful day when <strong>Brandon</strong>, mere mortal, unleashed a drive so mighty it literally parted the clouds. The tag descended like divine intervention—or maybe just bad UFO aim—embedding itself in his bag with a thwock. "Congrats," sighed the cosmos, "you’re now responsible for this glittery burden."
Celestial Navigator? More like Celestial Babysitter.
Will <strong>Brandon</strong> soar with thunderous glory… or just get struck by lightning mid-putt?
See where Brandon Schrank sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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