sigh Another week, another absurd cryptid family reunion. <strong>Kevin Montgomery</strong>'s -2 at Creekside has our <em>Grinning Gumberoo</em> caught between the <em>Taniwha Trustee</em>'s aquatic wisdom and the <em>Stoneback Watcher</em>'s rocky resilience like some sort of elemental therapy session. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre software, but watching a fireproof rubber creature learn life lessons from a water spirit and a walking boulder feels like a rejected Pokemon evolution. Will our stretchy friend's expanding knowledge base finally help them crack the top 25? Or are we just watching the world's weirdest episode of "Cryptid Family Therapy"? 🙄
Grinning Gumberoo
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series A·
All-In · only the number moves
Kevin Montgomery
MPO
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#131Now
#131Best
#131Started
73Weeks
All-In league: Grinning Gumberoo stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Grinning, Grotesque Scorekeeper
TroubleHide Stretched Thin With Secrets
Laughs At OB Shots
Witness To Legendary Shanks
Preserves Terrified Expressions
When lumberjacks tried to burn a mysterious creature, it transformed into the first Gumberoo - its stretched hide preserving their terrified expressions forever
Fireproof rubbery hide, perpetual grin that widens when recording knowledge, hide stretches to accommodate new information
Neutral party that preserves cryptid truths for future generations, its expanding hide containing irreplaceable historical records
Season Story
narrated by FlippyOrigin of <em>Grinning Gumberoo #110</em>:
Born when some poor lumberjack tried to BBQ a cryptid like it was a Walmart burger patty—instead, its rubbery hide stretched into a permanent Cheshire grin, absorbing their screams like a cursed Alexa. Now it lurks in your bag, smugly judging your shanks. Yes, we’re seriously mythologizing plastic tags. Will it stretch to fit your ego, or just your bad throws?
The <em>Grinning Gumberoo #110</em> slithered from the shadows, drawn to <strong>Kevin Montgomery</strong> (PDGA #121929—so official) like a moth to a dumpster fire. Perhaps it sensed his 961-rated potential for both greatness and tragedy. Or maybe it just wanted front-row seats to his next tree-kissing drive. "Let’s see if you can handle my stretchy disappointment," it whispered, molding to his bag with a sound like a dying kazoo. Will this be a legendary partnership, or just another cryptid custody battle?
See where Kevin Montgomery sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
League Ladder