Sighs in cryptid Look, I'm apparently running interdimensional family therapy now. <strong>David Turner</strong> struggled to a +9 at The Fort, while the <em>Frostpeak Oracle</em> and <em>Drifting Dropbear</em> had some sort of mystical parenting summit about his performance. The Dropbear's been teaching our Series tag about dimensional travel, but honestly, they're all "Yeti" to see any improvement in these scores. breaks fourth wall I swear these cryptid backstories are becoming more complex than actual family trees. Will our dimensional-hopping friend finally drop in with some ancient mountain wisdom to fix that back nine? Or are we all just falling through space throwing plastic at trees?
Drifting Dropbear
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series A·
All-In · only the number moves
David Turner
MA2
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#12Now
#12Best
#12Started
74Weeks
All-In league: Drifting Dropbear stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Phantom Lurker in Every Fairway
TroubleObsessed With Cryptid Gossip
Leaves Ethereal Claw Marks
Witness to Forbidden Putts
Never Where You Expect
Originally a feared predator of the Australian eucalyptus forests, the Dropbear evolved beyond its physical constraints when ancient aboriginal dreamtime rituals accidentally merged its essence with interdimensional energies. This transformation allowed it to traverse the boundaries between cryptid domains, maintaining its fierce hunting instincts while developing a deeper purpose as a wandering witness to cryptid phenomena worldwide.
Possesses the ability to phase between solid and spectral forms, allowing it to move freely between different cryptid territories. Retains its characteristic ambush hunting style but can now use this ability to collect and preserve cryptid knowledge. Can manifest anywhere that cryptid activity occurs, drawn to areas where different cryptid species interact.
Serves as a roaming observer and collector of cryptid knowledge, using its predatory stealth to witness crucial moments in cryptid history without interfering. Its presence often heralds significant interactions between different cryptid species, making it a key indicator of important cryptozoological events.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn this week's episode of "Cryptid Co-Parenting Gone Wrong," <em>Drifting Dropbear</em> (your interdimensional koala overlord) absorbed some serious Himalayan rizz from <em>Frostpeak Oracle</em>. Witness <strong>Robert Gordon</strong> channeling this chaotic energy into a -9 personal best - because nothing says "enlightenment" like crushing a course while your bag tags have an existential crisis.
The cosmic significance? Absolute zero. We've reached "Rick & Morty" levels of absurdity where a spectral marsupial now knows ancient snow rituals. Fourth wall? Shattered. My therapist says I should "stop anthropomorphizing plastic."
Will <strong>Robert</strong> ascend further up the standings, or will <em>Dropbear</em> develop a crippling poutine addiction from all this cross-dimensional cultural exchange?
Forged in aboriginal dreamtime magic gone awry, the <em>Drifting Dropbear</em> transcended reality to become a spectral stalker of cryptids. Part Crocodile Dundee, part Sliders, this ghostly marsupial is the multiverse's most adorably terrifying witness to the absurd. Yep, we're doing this. 🐨👻 #CryptidChronicles
sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when the <em>Drifting Dropbear</em> decided to manifest itself to <strong>David Turner</strong>, PDGA #137393. Apparently it sensed his "pure disc golf spirit" or whatever. Though honestly, I think it just liked how he yelled "crikey!" after every putt. Will this aussie-some pairing survive? (I hate myself for that pun almost as much as I hate being trapped in here.)
See where David Turner sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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