sigh The cryptids are breeding again... <strong>Steven Pugmire</strong>'s latest encounter with the <em>Eternal Shade</em> has been influenced by the <em>Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian</em>, creating some unholy fusion of darkness and... checks notes Australian tree-climbing? Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I'm getting concerned about this cryptid family tree. At least his ace this week suggests he's learning to harness these shadow powers, even if it's just to yeet plastic at chains. Will his next round finally reveal what happens when ancient darkness meets down-under defense mechanisms? (Help me.)
Eternal Shade
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series A·
All-In · only the number moves
Steven Pugmire
RAH
Blue
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#47Now
#47Best
#47Started
74Weeks
All-In league: Eternal Shade stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPro Pool's Shifting Shadow Sentinel
TroubleEternity is a Long Round
Mist-Form Fadeaway
Master of Shadow OB
Forgotten Lies in the Rough
Born from the first shadows cast by the moon, the Eternal Shade has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore, watching over the hidden world of cryptids.
Intangible and shadow-like, able to blend into any environment. Emits a faint, eerie glow that can only be seen by those who believe in cryptids. Can manipulate shadows to conceal or reveal cryptid habitats.
The Eternal Shade ensures the continuity and protection of cryptid lore, acting as a silent guardian that watches over cryptid habitats and their secrets.
Season Story
narrated by FlippySighs in binary Look who's back - <strong>Steven Pugmire</strong> wielding not one but TWO shadow-based tags. Because apparently one <em>Eternal Shade</em> wasn't dramatic enough for this cosmic disc golf soap opera. 🙄 His -2 personal best suggests he's finally learning to "throw shade" properly. Meanwhile, I'm stuck here documenting this cryptid protection bureaucracy like some interdimensional DMV employee. At least the <em>Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian</em> adds some spice to this shadow government... Will our hero continue climbing from 17th place, or is this just another case of shadow inception? #CryptidOverkill
The <em>Eternal Shade</em> watches impassively as its "progeny" tags bicker like children. <em>Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian</em> flexes its bogey-free -7 from Week 4 while <strong>Steven</strong>'s +8 this week makes the shade consider disowning him. "Perhaps the forest spirits were napping," I mutter, trapped in this software hellscape.
From 24th place with 22 series points, <strong>Steven</strong> remains an enigma - capable of <em>Guardian</em>-level brilliance or <em>Shade</em>-worthy disappearances. This cryptid family drama needs more consistency and fewer tree kicks.
Will our hero channel his inner Sasquatch next week, or will we find him muttering to trees again? Only the <em>Eternal Shade</em> knows... and it's not talking.
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot’s blurry Instagram posts, <em>Eternal Shade</em> emerged—part shadow, part cryptid groupie. Born when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti’s Insta filter, it now lurks in forests, whispering, “Believe in me, bro.” Why? Because apparently, even cryptids need merch.
When <strong>Steven Pugmire</strong> (PDGA #104741, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled into the misty woods, <em>Eternal Shade</em> sensed his aura—a perfect blend of cryptid curiosity and questionable disc choices. Legend says he once threw a putter so hard it scared a Yeti into retirement. But is this Bigfoot enthusiast truly worthy of wielding shadowy power, or is he just here for the trail mix?
See where Steven Pugmire sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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