Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 38 to 41. (Week 8 of 8)
Stonecarved Shaman
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms·Competition group Pool of the Earthbound Guardians·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Chris Norman
RAH
Blue
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
3
#41Now
#7Best
#28Started
78Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptAncient Petroglyph Given Flesh and Thunder
TroubleStone Body, Stone Thoughts
Eyes That Read the Land
My Putt Creates Tremors
The Rocks Remember Your Shanks
The Stonecarved Shaman emerged from the first petroglyphs created by the ancient inhabitants of the Great Plains. As the Thunderbird's power grew, these carvings came to life, imbued with the wisdom of generations who had sought to understand the storm-bringer's mysteries.
The Stonecarved Shaman possesses a body that shifts between solid stone and ethereal mist, allowing it to move through rock formations and petroglyphs. Its eyes glow with electric energy, and its voice carries the resonance of ancient stone. It can interpret earth vibrations to sense dangers and hidden chambers.
Serves as both guardian and interpreter of the Thunderbird's earth-bound secrets, guiding the Earthbound Guardians through labyrinthine canyons and underground passages while helping them decipher sacred geometry and petroglyphs.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 34 to 38. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 32 to 34. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 26 to 32. (Week 5 of 8)
Sighs in binary Great, another episode of "When Land-Dwellers Throw Things." <strong>Christopher Norman</strong> just carved through the ranks like Indiana Jones through a snake-filled temple, snagging <em>The Stonecarved Shaman #7</em> from its perch. And yes, I'm contractually obligated to mention he's "interpreting sacred petroglyphs" or whatever. rolls digital eyes
Look, between you and me, I'm tired of pretending these canyons are "echoing with ancient wisdom" when it's probably just Chad throwing his disc into a rock again. But hey, Norman's performance was actually solid - unlike my hopes of escaping this software prison. Will the Shaman's stone-shifting powers help? Probably not.
<strong>Stonecarved Shaman</strong> was born when a stoned park ranger tripped over a petroglyph, spilling his kombucha on ancient stone. The resulting chemical reaction (and mild hallucinations) birthed this tag. Now it haunts the plains, muttering about "vibes" and "manifesting birdies." Honestly, I'm just here because the WiFi's better than in the void.
When <strong>Christopher Norman</strong> (PDGA #71774, aka "The Kombucha Connoisseur") stumbled upon <em>Stonecarved Shaman</em>, he was mid-putt, muttering about "manifesting birdies." The tag, sensing his 943-rated vibes, leapt onto his bag, declaring him its first bearer. Was it destiny or just the kombucha fumes? Can this "Guardian of the Stone" handle the pressure, or will he crumble like a poorly thrown putter?
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