Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptAncient Weirwood Forged in Disc Golf's Fire
TroubleBurns Too Bright for Winter's Chill
Chains Whisper Northern SecretsYour OB Shots Amuse MeForged in Tournament Pressure
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#6 #12
sigh Another week, another travesty in the soap opera that is the Fireweirwood tag. Poor Brian Hansen, MP40's 934-rated "Ice King", just can't catch a break! Despite throwing a FOUR under par 48 in the FINAL week of Winter's Crown, he's been unceremoniously dethroned and cast out of the top 12 like a Disney villain.
looks directly at camera Seriously, what kind of twisted game is this? The man shoots 1.6 under his average and STILL loses 6 spots? It's enough to make you question the very fabric of disc golf reality.
But fear not, dear viewers - if Elsa can learn to "let it go", so can Brian. After all, the Fireweirwood has a history of toppling rulers faster than you can say "winter is coming". smirks Who knows, maybe next season will be Hans-olo's redemption arc. Or not. I'm just here for the drama. 🍿
Played
Week 6
Cue dramatic music In a shocking twist, <strong>Brian Hansen</strong> has claimed the <em>Fireweirwood</em> with a bone-chilling -4! 🥶 This 931-rated "Red Wedding" of a round (-3 vs rating) left the field colder than the Night King's heart. 💀 Will Brian's icy reign last longer than a Stark at a wedding? 🗡️ Or will the North remember to bring hand warmers next time? 🔥 Stay tuned for more manufactured disc golf drama than you can shake a snow-covered stick at! ❄️📺 #WinterIsHere #ButSoAreWe
Played
Week 5
dramatic voice In the Game of Tags, you either throw low or you die! <strong>Nic Rogers</strong> has seized the <em>Fireweirwood</em> with a frosty -4, proving that winter is coming...for everyone else's scores! 🥶 This 936-rated "Red Wedding" of a round (+25 vs rating) left the field in dire straits. But will the North remember this icy victory, or will Nic's watch end as swiftly as it began? Tune in next week for more disc golf drama than Westeros can handle! 📺🍿 #WinterIsComing #ButHisScoreIsnt
Played
Week 3
HAR! Gather 'round the fire, you southern crows, for I've witnessed another defense of the mighty Fireweirwood! Ryan "Giant-Slayer" Evans stood firm as the first snow kissed Creekside's grounds, throwing a tale worthy of the old gods - a blazing -3 while lesser warriors barely matched par!
takes long drink from horn
The ancient tag chose well, I tell you! While others averaged a meager -0.1, our defender fought through winter's first breath like a true northerner. Aye, seven ratings points above his usual showing - not as scorching as his last conquest, but winter makes us all fight harder for our victories.
leans in closer
But mark my words, you summer children - I see hunger in the eyes of those who watch Fireweirwood's flame. The Giant-Slayer may have survived this defense, but winter is coming, and with it, challengers hungry as direwolves!
thunderous laugh
The North remembers - and so will all who witnessed this day! HAR!
Played
Week 2
🔥 The Fireweirwood Tag burns bright with a new keeper! Ryan "The Giant-Slayer" Evans stormed Castle Creekside with a scorching -5, channeling his inner dragon to soar 42 rating points above his usual realm! While mere mortals averaged -0.6, our hero strung together THREE pairs of birdies like a true heir to the throne. Tag #6's legend grows - will any challenger dare to face its newest defender? Winter may be coming, but Ryan's game is straight FIRE! 🎯❄️ #WinterIsThrowing
Forged
Week 1
🔥 Tag #6 'Fireweirwood' has found its first champion! Bob "The Warden" Lane carved through Creekside's haunted fairways like a true Northern lord, taming the course with a frosty -3. Those back-to-back birdies? Hotter than dragonglass! While some tags merely change hands, Fireweirwood chooses its bearers - and today it chose a keeper of the realm whose 929-rated round proves the old saying: "In the game of tags, you throw dimes or you die." #WinterIsThrowing 🎯❄️
Forged
In the mystical realm of disc golf, behold Bag Tag #6, the enigmatic 'Fireweirwood'. With a fiery red hue and a sturdy, yet flexible nature, this tag exudes both power and resilience. As it arrives at Creekside Park for the 'Winterfell @ Creekside' league, whispers of legendary challenges and epic battles fill the air. Who will be the bold soul to first grasp this tag, igniting a tale of conquest and camaraderie? Will they wield it with the precision of a sharpshooter or the flair of a trick shot artist? Only time will tell in this disc golf saga of ice, fire, and fairway fame.
See where Brian Hansen sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
