Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 23 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
Cairn Keeper
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Guardians of the Loch·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Garrett Colwell
MPO
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
2
#25Now
#21Best
#21Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptAncient Stone and Mist Sentinel of the Cairns
TroubleBound to the Silent Stones
Eyes Glow on Shanked Drives
A Nose for Buried Lies
Stone-Fragment Follow Flight
The Cairn Keeper was born from the ancient rituals performed by the Guardians of the Loch to protect the sacred cairns. These rituals imbued the stones with a mystical essence, giving rise to a guardian spirit that watches over the cairns and ensures their secrets remain hidden from those who would disturb the balance.
The Cairn Keeper is a spectral entity composed of swirling mists and ancient stone fragments. It possesses the ability to manipulate the surrounding terrain, creating barriers and illusions to protect the cairns. Its presence is marked by an eerie, otherworldly glow and the faint sound of ancient chants.
The Cairn Keeper's role is to protect the ancient cairns and the secrets they hold, ensuring that the balance between the natural and supernatural realms is maintained. It serves as a warning system, alerting the Guardians to any disturbances or threats to the sacred sites.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 22 to 23. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 21 to 22. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 21 to 21. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from a drunken bet between Nessie and a particularly sassy kelpie, <em>Cairn Keeper</em> emerged when a Guardian accidentally spilled Irn Bru on a sacred stone. Now it haunts the loch, muttering about "bloody tourists" and judging every shanked drive like a Scottish Simon Cowell. Truly, a tag for the ages.
When <strong>Garrett Colwell</strong> (PDGA #100441, aka "The Loch's Least Accurate Sniper") shanked a drive into the misty waters, <em>Cairn Keeper</em> emerged, whispering, "Ye'll do, lad." The tag chose him not for skill, but for his uncanny ability to lose discs in the most dramatic fashion. As the mist cleared, Garrett stood there, holding the tag, wondering if it was destiny or just bad aim. Will this "Guardian of the Shank" prove worthy, or is he just another tourist in Nessie's watery domain?
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