Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 15 to 19. (Week 8 of 8)
Cadborosaurus Conjurer
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Seekers of the Serpent·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Mark Gordon
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
4
#19Now
#1Best
#8Started
77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSonar-Enhanced Serpent Summoner of the Fairways
TroubleMy Equipment Scares the Wildlife
Worldwide Cryptid Hotline Operator
Diving Gear Over Ceremonial Robes
Every Putt a Data Point
Once a respected marine biologist who encountered a Cadborosaurus off the Pacific Northwest coast, they were ridiculed by the scientific community until finding sanctuary with Dr. Blackwood's Seekers. Combining their scientific expertise with ancient rituals discovered in obscure texts, they developed a unique method of summoning and communicating with serpentine cryptids from across the globe.
The Cadborosaurus Conjurer utilizes a sophisticated system that merges customized sonar equipment with ceremonial artifacts to establish psychic connections with water-dwelling cryptids worldwide. They possess an uncanny ability to interpret cryptid behavior patterns and can induce sightings by generating specific electromagnetic frequencies in bodies of water. Their methods represent the perfect fusion of cutting-edge technology and ancient mysticism, allowing them to create a comprehensive 'serpent language' based on sonar patterns and water vibrations.
As the Seekers' primary link to non-Scottish cryptid phenomena, the Conjurer provides crucial evidence supporting Dr. Blackwood's theory that Nessie is connected to a worldwide network of ancient beings. They maintain a global cryptid communication network that has revealed disturbing patterns suggesting coordinated activity among supposedly isolated creatures, hinting that Nessie's awakening could trigger a worldwide response from similar entities.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 10 to 13. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic fog machine The Loch Ness Chronicles begin with <strong>Mark Gordon</strong> emerging from the mist like a Scottish X-Files reboot. This MA3 legend summoned his inner <em>Cadborosaurus Conjurer</em>, climbing 7 spots to claim tag #1. I mean, who needs sonar equipment when you can just yeet discs with cryptid-level precision?
Insert obligatory "he really made a splash" pun here
Breaking news: Turns out throwing plastic at chains is the real ancient ritual. Who knew? sigh I can't believe I'm stuck narrating this nonsense for 8 weeks.
Will Mark maintain his cryptid connection? Or will he sink faster than a Sasquatch in skinny jeans? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.
<em>Cadborosaurus Conjurer</em> summoned from the depths of lochside rumor & Reddit hearsay. Behold the spawn of a cryptid-obsessed biologist gone rogue & ancient bagpipe rituals! Tremble before this fusion of sonar pseudoscience & Celtic cosplay, ye wee mortals. Just don't ask how we jammed all that into a wee disc golf tag, mkay? 🐉🏴🥏
And thus, <em>Cadborosaurus Conjurer</em> chose its first mortal vessel - <strong>Mark Gordon</strong>, PDGA #154847! The ancient tag sensed his 859-rating aura from across the misty loch, drawn like a cryptid to terrible form mechanics. Legend says he was mid-sandwich when the tag telepathically claimed him, causing him to "Nessie" his lunch entirely. Will this plesiosaur-summoning power corrupt our humble disc chucker? I'm legally required to care!
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