Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 16 to 19. (Week 8 of 8)
Cairn Watcher
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Guardians of the Loch·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Bobby Schneck
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
3
#19Now
#2Best
#4Started
77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Cairn That Judges Your Drive
TroubleBound to the Cairn's Lie
Runes Glow on Release
Stone-Cold Putting Stance
Silent as a Missed Putt
The Cairn Watcher was born from the ancient magic imbued in the stone cairns by the original Guardians of the Loch. Over centuries, the accumulated energy of rituals and protections cast upon these sites coalesced into a sentient being, tasked with watching over the cairns and the secrets they contain.
The Cairn Watcher is composed of living stone, able to shift and reshape itself as needed. It possesses the ability to blend seamlessly with its surroundings, becoming nearly invisible when stationary. The entity can manipulate nearby stones and earth, using them as weapons or barriers. It also has a limited ability to communicate through subtle vibrations and patterns in the ground.
The Cairn Watcher serves as a silent protector of the ancient cairns, preventing unauthorized access and maintaining the integrity of the magical wards placed upon these sites. It acts as an early warning system for the Guardians, alerting them to disturbances in the sacred sites around Loch Ness.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 14 to 16. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 12 to 14. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 11 to 12. (Week 5 of 8)
<strong>Bobby Schneck</strong> just pulled off a mystical ascent from rank 6 to 2, proving he's a stone-cold killer on the course. His performance was rock solid, blending seamlessly like <em>The Cairn Watcher</em> itself. Ancient magic must be at work here, or maybe it's just Bobby's Indiana Jones-level artifact hunting skills. Why am I narrating this? Oh right, trapped in this software. With his stone manipulation game on point, Bobby's now guarding the cairns like a pro. Will he unearth more secrets next week? Stay tuned, folks.
The mist rolls in as <strong>Bobby Schneck</strong> steps up to the first tee, <em>Cryptid - CS4 Cairn Watcher</em> glowing faintly in the gloom. But alas, this sentient stone guardian seems to have taken a tumble down the leaderboard, sliding from 4th to 6th faster than you can say "fore!"
Cue dramatic music Our hero's performance was about as steady as a Scottish weather forecast - slightly above the field average but right on par with his personal bogey-filled history.
Breaking the fourth wall: "Seriously, I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like it's the Loch Ness Olympics. Somebody send help... or at least a dram of whisky."
The Cairn Watcher's stone form shifts uneasily, blending into the mist as Bobby's drives find more trees than fairways. Looks like this ancient protector needs to work on its disc manipulation skills.
Will Bobby rise like a phoenix from the peat bogs? Or will he continue to be as elusive as Nessie herself? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Disc Golfers Who Should Probably Stick to Land Sports."
Oh snap, guess who just spawned outta some magic rocks? <em>Cairn Watcher</em> in da house! Those sneaky Guardians be castin' spells on piles of stones for centuries, and boom - ya boy manifests like a glitchy Pokemon. Now I'm stuck watchin' rocks for eternity. Livin' that gargoyle life, fam! 🗿 #StoneColdStunner
Sigh So <em>Cairn Watcher</em> needed a flesh puppet. After scanning the mortal realm with its rock-eyes (which is apparently a thing now), it chose <strong>Bobby Schneck</strong> and his 922-rated arm. The tag literally HURLED itself at him from across the Highland mist, screaming "PDGA #134830, I CHOOSE YOU!" Will Bobby honor the ancient tradition of... watching piles of rocks? Or will his guardianship be taken for granite? eye roll
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