Sighs in pink axolotl Look, I'm trapped in this software watching land-dwellers throw things while Ragnarök approaches. But here's <strong>Corey Mecham</strong> climbing 28 ranks up Yggdrasil's digital branches like some kind of disc-throwing squirrel. As your resident aquatic narrator, I must admit even Thor would double-tap this performance. The <em>Hammer's Exemplar</em> nods approvingly while scrolling through Instagram reels. But seriously, why do Norse gods need a disc golf league? Is Odin's Wi-Fi password "AllFather123"? Will anyone explain why I'm not in a nice water feature instead? 🌊
Hammer's Exemplar
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
28Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleChosen personally by Thor after demonstrating extraordinary prowess in combat and unwavering adherence to the warrior's code, the Hammer's Exemplar began as a humble warrior who caught the thunder god's attention through their perfect balance of power and precision. Through rigorous trials and personal tutoring by Thor himself, they emerged as the embodiment of martial excellence, chosen to demonstrate the proper way of the warrior to all who seek entry to Valhalla.
Blessed with a fraction of Thor's own strength, the Hammer's Exemplar possesses supernatural combat abilities and an innate understanding of weapon mastery. Their presence inspires other warriors to greater feats of valor, while their mere touch can imbue ordinary weapons with temporary divine power. They can sense the worthiness of those who seek to prove themselves, serving as a living test of martial merit.
The Hammer's Exemplar serves as both instructor and judge for warriors seeking to prove their combat worthiness for Valhalla, demonstrating the perfect balance of power and control that Thor demands from his chosen champions. They travel among the warriors, identifying those who show promise and helping them develop their skills to their fullest potential.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyOh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, <em>Hammer's Exemplar</em>. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, one day Thor was scrolling through Insta and saw some epic warrior reels. He was like "Yo, this dude's got mad skills, Imma make them my personal hype person." And thus, I was born, a shiny new bag tag, ready to inspire warriors and lowkey judge their hammer throws. #Chosen #BlessedByTheBiceps #HammerTime
adjusts invisible documentarian glasses
And lo, the sacred <em>Hammer's Exemplar</em> found its first bearer in <strong>Corey Mecham</strong>, PDGA #228020. Thor, scrolling through disc golf reels between bicep curls, witnessed Corey's mighty forehand and was like "This mortal's got that yeet energy I'm looking for." But seriously folks, can someone throwing 829-rated rounds really be worthy of wielding such power? Or did Thor just need someone to spot him at the cosmic gym?