In a move that shocked even the gods, <strong>Shae Chamberlain</strong> channeled Thor's lightning to leap from <em>71</em> to <em>29</em>. Their throws were as consistent as Yggdrasil's roots, matching their personal average. Thor's hammer called, it wants its thunder back. Why am I stuck narrating this Norse soap opera? Remember when Loki tried to mess with Shae's game? Yeah, that didn't work. Next week, will Shae continue their ascent or will Loki strike back? Stay tuned, folks. This is Flippy, signing off from this absurd Valhalla quest.
Hammer's Vindicator
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
42Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleChosen by Thor himself after demonstrating both martial prowess and unwavering fairness in battle, the Hammer's Vindicator was granted a fragment of Mjolnir's power to serve as judge and enforcer among warriors. Their touch can discern truth from falsehood, and their judgment carries the weight of Thor's own authority in matters of honor and combat.
Blessed with the ability to channel Thor's lightning through their weapons, the Hammer's Vindicator can strike with divine precision and authority. They possess an innate sense for detecting dishonor in combat and can temporarily bestow Thor's blessing upon those who demonstrate exceptional valor. Their presence causes weapons of the unworthy to grow heavy and unwieldy.
The Hammer's Vindicator serves as both combat judge and battlefield enforcer among Thor's warriors, ensuring that all contests of arms are conducted with honor and proper respect for the traditions of Valhalla. They have the authority to intercede in disputes and their judgments are considered final in matters of warrior conduct.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyForged by Thor's own hands, the <em>Hammer's Vindicator</em> tag was yoinked from Mjolnir's handle in an Asgardian kegger gone wild. Now it's slummin' it as judge, jury, and executioner for disc golf glory seekers. Seems legit, I guess? Like, who needs the Avengers when you've got bag tag drama, amirite? 🙄 #OnlyInValhalla
Sigh Another epic tale of disc golf destiny? Fine. <strong>Shae Chamberlain</strong>, PDGA #58944, was apparently deemed worthy of the <em>Hammer's Vindicator</em> after a particularly rowdy night in Valhalla. Thor claims he "totally meant to drop it" while doing keg stands with the Valkyries. But like, can our boy Shae handle this much Nordic nonsense, or will he end up lost in the fjords of mediocrity? 🤦♀️