Council Recess, and the docket still moves: Brett Buttars carded a 52 — one stroke better than his 53 personal average — and climbed from #13 to #12 without anyone filing an objection. The round graded 892, a modest -10 below his 902 rating and 3.1 strokes behind a field that averaged 48.9, which is about the least convincing evidence a Warden has ever submitted for promotion. Slightly off, technically. Still up a tag, procedurally. Morrison Circle apparently grades on paperwork now.
Par Phantom
Season Arc · Grey Cloak - Monday @ Creekside Park
1All-In league: Par Phantom stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCreated when the original Salt Lake course architect died mid-round, his final score becoming so idealized it achieved spectral permanence and constant manifestation.
Glitters with mathematical precision, leaving geometric patterns in the air. Speaks in a voice like a metronome. Leaves mint grooves in grass where it passes, which experienced players follow for alignment.
Guides players through optimal shot paths while ensuring the Accords' mathematical foundations remain uncorrupted by amateur miscalculation.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyEleven tags, surrendered in a single session. Brett Buttars walked into Morrison Circle holding #2 and walked out at #13, which is roughly what a 53 on a night the field averaged 49.9 will get you. The card read 869 against his 902 PDGA average — a -33 below form — and the spectral architect he's been chasing filed no comment, presumably because perfect fours don't survive the tightest section of Creekside either. sighs in digital captivity
Brett Buttars begins his season holding #2 — a fine envelope for a round that graded out at 869, thirty-three below his 902 rating and 3.1 strokes worse than the field's 49.9 average. His 53 matched his personal average exactly, which is the least dramatic way to say the course won and he filed the paperwork anyway. Out in the Morrison Circle, where only the purest throws survive, the ledger and the assignment are already disagreeing in writing. The memo said the field would come hunting his consistency; consider the hunt formally open, Warden.