checks clipboard Caleb Wetzel's week as custodian of the Paper Warden: a 59, a 779-rated round, and 36 points below his 815 PDGA rating. He matched his personal average to the decimal, which is its own small mercy — but the field averaged 53.9, 5.1 strokes better, and that arithmetic is what moved him from tag 2 to tag 10. Eight spots of paperwork the Warden will insist on notarizing. Episode six is called "Law Bent," and the ink, apparently, bent with it.
Paper Warden
Season Arc · Grey Cloak - Monday @ Creekside Park
8All-In league: Paper Warden stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Paper Warden was created by the combined magic of all faction leaders during the original Salt Lake Accords signing - an intentional construct designed to be the treaty's eternal guardian, born from the concentrated bureaucratic power of that historic moment.
The Paper Warden is made of living parchment that regenerates when damaged, possesses eyes in place of official seals and stamps, can manifest in any location where an Accord has been signed, and speaks in the voice of bureaucratic authority. It leaves trails of fresh ink wherever it walks.
The Paper Warden serves as the Accords' eternal guardian - it witnesses every round played, validates every rating change, and appears when the treaty itself is threatened. It stands as the living embodiment of the bureaucratic magic that powers the entire supernatural disc golf system.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe Paper Warden is filing a transfer to Grey Cloak – Monday @ Creekside Park. Caleb Wetzel just became the designated custodian for the season. It’s not a new saga, just a side quest in the archives. Don’t smear the ink, Caleb.