Tap the tag to flip it — the back is what prints on the acrylic.
River Proctor
Death Curse·Competition group A·All-In · only the number moves
This is an All-In league.Your tag is your character — it never changes hands. After each round, standings re-rank every number: play well and yours drops toward #1. Skip a week and the field may drift past you. The art, name, and lore are yours for good.
All-In league: River Proctor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptToll-Keeping Enforcer of the Weber
TroubleEvery Wet Disc Demands Tribute
Six Tentacles, Endless PaperworkBuoys Mark Treaty SubsectionsAudible Splash on Violation Stamps
Born from the first river toll dispute in Accords history, when a player's drive splashed into the Weber and the tentacled clerks demanded tribute before allowing the disc's return.
Wears a permanently damp ledger around each tentacle, with brass scales where fingers should be, and stamps glowing river-toll violations onto scorecards with an audible splash.
Enforces disc retrieval contracts, collects tolls on behalf of the river clerks, and files violations when players refuse to pay the floating tribute for water-bound discs.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Forged
The Weber didn't give up that disc willingly. The tentacled clerks under the bridge demanded tribute—three putters and a confession—before they'd let it surface. The league paid. The tag was minted from whatever coin changed hands that day.
Each tentacle now carries a ledger. Brass scales sit where fingers should be. If your scorecard shows a splash, it comes back stamped with a glowing violation and a wet, judgmental thump.
Hole 7's rental fee, forever. Next player to claim it inherits the debt.
adjusts headset The Weber Tag surfaces with a splash, and tonight the tentacles found Jon Atwater at the end of their ledger.
Somewhere between the paid tribute and the brass scales, the toll booth stamped its first customer. A glowing violation – mild, damp, negotiable with good putting – now rides his bag, right where the bridge clerks can watch it.
Jon, you didn't choose the river. The river chose your scorecard. Hole 7's rent is due, weekly, in chains or coin.
Forged
Week 5
assigned #52
adjusts headset Jon Atwater shot 916 against an 885 rating — +31 over rating — the sort of number that usually buys a nicer bag tag than the fifty-second one. He also carded a 52, dead even with the field average, so when the halfway horn sounded over Urban Forest and the trail opened into uncharted ground, the Weber's tentacled clerks stamped his first assignment at tag #52 and slid the receipt across with a wet, judgmental thump. Episode five, one glowing violation, Hole 7's rent due weekly. The river keeps accounts, and the going rate for a strong round is apparently fifty-two.
See where Jon Atwater sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
