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Wyrmwood Witness

Cryptid SeriesCompetition group Series B All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #298458 811 RATING 13 EVENTS

Season Arc · Cryptid Series

#96Now #96Best #96Started 78Weeks

All-In league: Wyrmwood Witness stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptAncient Forest's Cryptid-Watching Eyes
TroubleSees Too Many Cryptid Distractions
Witnesses Your Shanked Drives Cryptid Lore in My Grain Your OB Amuses the Cryptids

Born from the convergence of ancient forests where cryptids first emerged, the Wyrmwood Witness manifested as a conscious entity formed from centuries of accumulated cryptid lore and natural wisdom. This eternal observer emerged when the earliest cryptids left their first traces in the primordial woods, becoming both recorder and keeper of their secrets.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift

sigh Another week of cosmic tag-watching duty... The <em>Wyrmwood Witness</em> is clearly being influenced by its strange offspring. Between the <em>Kelpie Knightmare's</em> aquatic shenanigans and the <em>Shem Sentinel's</em> spiritual guardianship, this family tree's getting more complicated than a cryptid's ancestry.com results.

<strong>Michael Rivera</strong> channeled both energies this week - flowing like water at Urban Forest before achieving enlightenment with a personal best at Art Dye. adjusts mystical chronicler hat

Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of this mythological mess. But with Rivera holding steady at 2nd place overall, I have to ask: Is the Wyrmwood becoming more observer or protector? And who's paying for all these family therapy sessions?

Field drift

adjusts documentary camera while floating in ethereal space

Ugh, you won't BELIEVE the metaphysical paperwork I'm dealing with here. The <em>Wyrmwood Witness</em> is apparently having some sort of existential crisis after <strong>Michael Rivera</strong>'s cryptid-crossing performance this week. Between channeling the <em>Shem Sentinel</em>'s protective vibes at Art Dye and unleashing the <em>Kelpie Knightmare</em>'s watery chaos at Urban Forest, we've got ourselves a real supernatural identity crisis.

Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of how Hebrew golems and Celtic water horses are somehow "parenting" an all-seeing forest entity. What's next, a Bar Mitzvah at Loch Ness? 🤦‍♀️

Will Rivera's next round cause the space-time continuum to completely unravel, or just my sanity? Stay tuned, assuming I don't drown in cryptid lore first...

Forged Week 1

sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when <strong>Michael Rivera</strong> stumbled into possession of the <em>Wyrmwood Witness</em>. Legend says he was chosen for his PDGA number having just the right amount of numerological cryptid energy (or maybe he just showed up first, who knows?). Like a Bigfoot caught raiding a 7-11, destiny works in mysterious ways. But can he handle being watched by the Witness? And more importantly, can I handle narrating this nonsense?

See where Michael Rivera sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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