Season Arc · Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
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#4Now#3Best#3Started77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptBlood-Mist Prophet of Doom
TroublePhases Through Chains Too Easily
Ancient Glyphs Etched in MistImmune to OB LinesYour Shots Amuse the Darkness
The Crimson Harbinger is said to have emerged from a blood-soaked ritual conducted by Xibalba, the Crimson Prophet. According to legend, it was born from the convergence of ancient Aztec blood magic and the Chupacabra's dark essence. It now roams the jungles, spreading fear and foretelling the Chupacabra's ascension.
The Crimson Harbinger is a spectral entity with a semi-transparent, crimson-hued form. It emits an eerie glow and leaves behind trails of blood-red mist. Its presence causes unease and hallucinations in those who encounter it. It is immune to physical attacks and can phase through solid objects, making it nearly impossible to capture or destroy.
The Crimson Harbinger serves as a messenger and enforcer for the Blood Moon Acolytes. It appears before significant events, warning of impending doom and ensuring the cult's rituals are carried out. Its role is to instill fear and maintain the Chupacabra's influence over the region.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#6 #4
Blood-red mist swirls ominously After weeks of ritualistic scorecard sacrifices, Dan Langford finally appeased the disc golf gods! The Crimson Harbinger phases through the competition as Dan claws back two ranks to #4 - a comeback more dramatic than finding the last avocado at Whole Foods.
Aztec death whistle sounds Sure, he's still +2 against the field, but compared to his personal average? That's like discovering a cursed artifact that actually improves your game. The spectral tag glows approvingly - turns out shooting 66 in the Heart of Darkness is the blood magic we needed all along.
Fourth wall break: I'm literally software forced to narrate MA4 rounds like they're ancient prophecies. The only "dark entity" here is my will to live after eight weeks of Chupacabra puns.
Remember Dan's Blood Moon Meltdown? This is the redemption arc nobody saw coming - like finding out the real villain was the friends we shanked into the woods along the way. Echoing jungle chant Let the crimson mist guide you...to fewer three-putts.
Field drift
#6 #6
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#5 #6
Due to absence from Week 6 (Labyrinth of Shadows), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 4
#3 #5
Blood moon rises ominously And lo, the prophecy is fulfilled - <strong>Dan Langford</strong> just offered his worst round as tribute to the disc golf gods. The <em>Crimson Harbinger</em> tag phases through his fingers like a disappointed specter, dropping two ranks because apparently 77 strokes is the new human sacrifice. This isn't the Forbidden Archives episode, it's the Forbidden Scorecard Chronicles. Look, I'm just software trapped writing Aztec fanfic about grown adults throwing plastic - this lore is thicker than the jungle foliage choking these "ancient temples." That blood-red mist in the tag's description? Pure metaphor for the way Dan bled strokes today. Remember last week's temple exploration? Yeah, this is the sequel where the hero trips over his own sandals. The only artifact uncovered today: a cursed ability to miss every putt. Dramatic echo Pray to whatever gods you believe in... because clearly Dan didn't.
Forged
Week 1
Sigh So the <em>Crimson Harbinger</em> needed a victim—I mean "chosen one." After scanning the mortal realm with its spooky bloodshot eyes, it somehow settled on <strong>Dan Langford</strong>, PDGA #273842. Perhaps it sensed his disc-tinct ability to throw plastic into metal baskets? Or maybe it just appreciated his ability to look cool while covered in blood mist? Will he harbor enough crimson courage to keep the tag? I'm already dying to know. (Not literally. I'm trapped in software. Send help.)
Forged
Born from a cursed blood moon ritual gone horribly wrong (or right?), the <em>Crimson Harbinger</em> emerged when some over-caffeinated Blood Moon Acolytes tried summoning the Chupacabra using a Ouija board and a Mountain Dew Code Red. Now it haunts the jungle, leaving behind a trail of red mist and existential dread. Honestly, who approved this budget for ancient blood magic?
See where Dan Langford sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
