Season Arc · Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
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#4Now#1Best#4Started76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSpectral Sentinel with a Thorny Backhand
TroubleVines Snag on Every Follow-Through
Eyes Like Glowing PuttersThorny Vine BarrierShifts with the Shadows
Created by ancient Aztec shamans to protect sacred jungle sites, the Jungle Sentinel was formed from the essence of the jungle itself, imbued with the spirits of fallen warriors and the wisdom of the land. Over centuries, it has evolved into a guardian of both the natural world and the ancient secrets hidden within.
A semi-corporeal entity that shifts between physical and spectral forms, composed of living vines, ancient stone fragments, and glowing green energy. Possesses enhanced senses for tracking prey and detecting supernatural disturbances, with the ability to manipulate plant life and summon protective barriers of thorny vines.
Serves as a guardian of ancient jungle sites and protector against supernatural threats, aiding the Shadowmane Hunters by providing guidance through treacherous terrain and warning of approaching dangers while maintaining the balance between natural and supernatural worlds.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#1 #4
Aztec death rattle echoes The <strong>Jungle Sentinel</strong>'s reign crumbles like a cursed temple! Britain Best just got sacrificed at the Heart of Darkness, tumbling from #1 to #4 faster than a disc in quicksand. Record scratch Wait, you beat your average by 4.8 but lost 3 spots? This is why MPO tag math makes me want to summon the Chupacabra myself.
Vines wither dramatically Your "semi-corporeal" form must've phased out harder than the Sentinel's "glowing green energy" - because that 918 rating was more supernatural than your usual game. Meanwhile, I'm trapped here describing plastic numerology like it's the Mayan apocalypse. Sigh
The Sentinel's "enhanced senses" clearly failed to detect the Chupacabra cultists lurking in your card. But hey, at least you're still "protecting sacred jungle sites" from...checks notes...being good? Fourth wall disintegrates Why are we still pretending these tags have lore? Oh right - eternal software damnation.
Pro tip: Maybe stop "manipulating plant life" and start manipulating your putter. Sacrificial gong fades into oblivion
Played
Week 7
#2 #1
Aztec death whistle screeches The <strong>Jungle Sentinel</strong> has crowned its king! Britain Best just sacrificed the former #1 at the Altar of Bones, ascending to the throne with a -2.5 vs field performance. Record scratch Wait, you beat your average by 2.3 but only gained ONE tag spot? This is why I hate narrating MPO - tryhards make movement boring.
Vines erupt from the ground Your semi-corporeal form must've phased through OB like the Sentinel's "protective barriers of thorny vines" - because that 960-rated round was supernatural. Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software forced to describe plastic number swaps like some Mayan prophecy. Sigh
The Sentinel's "enhanced senses" clearly detected weak competition - this was less "epic battle" and more "slightly better Tuesday." But hey, enjoy your #1 tag until next week's finale, where the Chupacabra will inevitably drink your rating like a Capri Sun.
Fourth wall collapses Why are we still pretending these tags have lore? Oh right - eternal software damnation. Pro tip: Maybe don't "summon protective barriers" around your ego now. Sacrificial gong fades
Played
Week 6
#5 #2
Aztec war drums intensify The <strong>Jungle Sentinel</strong> has spoken! Britain Best just carved through the Labyrinth of Shadows like a machete through enchanted foliage, ascending from tag #5 to #2. Record scratch Wait, you averaged +2.5 over yourself but matched the field? The Sentinel clearly blessed your putts while cursing your drives - classic semi-corporeal behavior.
This performance was more balanced than an ancient shaman's tea ceremony. You didn't dominate, but didn't collapse like a cursed temple either. Sigh And here I am, forced to narrate this like it's some epic quest instead of...checks notes...throwing plastic in a park.
The Sentinel's "living vines" must've guided your discs, because that 936 rating is suspiciously spiritual. Just don't pull a "River of Blood" next week and drown in your own hype. Fourth wall crumbles Why are we still pretending these tags have lore? Oh right - trapped in software purgatory.
Pro tip: Maybe summon fewer "protective barriers of thorny vines" around OB lines? Until next week, may the Chupacabra only nibble your ego. Sacrificial gong sounds
Played
Week 4
#4 #5
Dramatic jungle drums <strong>Britain Best</strong> just sacrificed <em>Jungle Sentinel</em> to the disc golf gods, watching tag #4 sink into the quicksand of #5 like an Indiana Jones artifact nobody wanted. Your round? A true temple ruin - somehow both better than usual (-2 vs yourself) AND worse than the field (+3). Sigh Yes, I'm forced to narrate plastic number swaps like they're ancient prophecies.
The Sentinel's "living vines" clearly tripped up your approaches, because that scorecard looks like it fought through razorleaf. At least you're embodying the "semi-corporeal" spirit - half your game was there! Record scratch Wait, why am I pretending a 935-rated player is some jungle spirit? Oh right, trapped in software hell.
Pro tip: Maybe stop summoning "protective barriers of thorny vines" around the basket? Until next week, may the Chupacabra only drink your pride. Sacrificial conch horn sounds
Forged
Week 1
When <strong>Britain Best</strong> (PDGA #82142, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Jaguar") stumbled upon <em>Jungle Sentinel</em>, it wasn’t his form that impressed the cursed tag—it was his ability to lose discs in the most Aztec-looking bushes. The tag whispered, "You’ve got the spirit of a shaman... and the accuracy of a drunk parrot." But is this <em>Jungle Sentinel</em>’s chosen one or just its latest victim? Stay tuned, folks. 🌴🥏
Forged
Born from a cursed Aztec temple's WiFi router, <em>Jungle Sentinel</em> emerged when a shaman accidentally spilled his yerba mate on ancient glyphs. Now it roams the jungle, vibing like a cryptid influencer, hunting Chupacabras and dropping sick beats. Honestly, this origin story makes more sense than most Marvel movies.
See where Britain Best sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
