Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #2 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
Baron Auditor
Death Curse·Competition group A·
All-In · only the number moves
Houston Finch
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Death Curse
1
#2Now
#1Best
#42Started
4Weeks
All-In league: Baron Auditor stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSentient Ledger of the Salt Lake Accords
TroubleCompelled to Audit Every OB Throw
Fountain Pen Limbs Leave Ink Trails
Sighs Bureaucratically When Ratings Drop
Red Ribbons Flutter in Jordan River Winds
The Baron Auditor emerged from the Baron's ledger when the Salt Lake Accords were first signed, a minor functionary elevated to full bureaucratic sentience by the sheer volume of enchantment violations. It remembers every toll booth transaction at the Weber river crossing and audits every putter enchantment rumor that crosses its desk. The Auditor was once a junior clerk under the tentacled river clerks before being promoted to A Pool oversight.
The Baron Auditor manifests as a small, sharp-dressed figure made entirely of stacked parchment and brass-rimmed spectacles, with fountain pen limbs that scratch notes at superhuman speed. Its body is bound in red ribbon treaties, and it carries a miniature ledger that updates in real time with each A Pool throw. When vexed, it emits a faint sigh of bureaucratic exhaustion that sounds exactly like Flippy's digital sighs.
Audits every A Pool scorecard with the precision of a court reporter, filing motions against enchantment violations and stamping approvals on rounds that respect the treaty. Tallies the weekly breach count for Flippy's broadcast and refuses to sign off on any round containing an OB throw without a written explanation.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyYour series bag tag moved from #42 to #1 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.
The Baron Auditor didn't choose this job. The job chose it—a minor ledger clerk promoted to full bureaucratic sentience when the Salt Lake Accords generated enough paperwork to achieve critical mass. It remembers every toll at the Weber crossing, audits every putter enchantment rumor, and sighs with the specific exhaustion of someone who's seen it all before. Sharp-dressed, parchment-bound, fountain-pen limbs ready. It's waiting for its first owner. It's already unimpressed.
sighs in digital captivity Houston Finch reached into the pile and pulled #42 — the Baron Auditor — which immediately began auditing his grip, his stance, and his life choices. The ledger's first entry: "Owner acquired. Expectations: low. Let's see what the scorecard says."
Houston Finch posted a 50, 6.7 strokes below the 56.7 field average, with a 1012 round rating: +5 over rating. His season starts at tag #42, and the Baron Auditor has its first scorecard to audit. In the Lake Bloom episode, the neatest detail is that Houston’s 50 matches his personal average.
See where Houston Finch sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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