Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptGolden-Beamed Referee of the Cosmic Fairways
TroubleCannot Tolerate a Foot Fault
Illuminates the Ideal LineEyes That Track SpinYour Throw Amuses My Sensors
Originally developed by Nova Brigade engineers seeking to create a training partner for rookie space cowboys, the Omegabeam Ouranosaurus was equipped with precision-targeted energy projection systems that could safely guide disc trajectories during practice sessions. The dinosaur's natural intelligence and gentle disposition made it perfect for working with newcomers, while its powerful augmentations allowed it to challenge even veteran riders.
The Omegabeam system consists of a network of crystalline energy projectors integrated along the dinosaur's neural crest and back sail, capable of generating controlled beams of non-lethal energy. These beams can be used to illuminate optimal disc flight paths, create temporary energy barriers for training exercises, or generate holographic course markers. The system includes advanced targeting computers that help riders visualize and perfect their throwing techniques.
Serves as both a training assistant and tournament referee within the Nova Brigade, using its Omegabeam system to help rookie space cowboys master disc golf techniques while ensuring fair play during official matches. The dinosaur's presence often brings a sense of order and nobility to even the most heated competitions.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 5
#28 #15
adjusts space monocle dramatically Look who's figured out how to use their dinosaur's targeting computer! <strong>Mark Gordon</strong> just yeeted his way up 13 spots with the <em>Omegabeam Ouranosaurus</em>, and I'm legally required to pretend it's because of the fancy holographic training system. rolls eyes at camera
Remember that breakfast burrito that sealed their partnership? Well, apparently it's evolved into actual skill! The Nova Brigade's chosen one just went full Tony Stark out there, using those fancy light beams like a disc golf Iron Man.
whispers to audience Between us, I think the dinosaur's doing most of the work. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just a disembodied voice trapped in this ridiculous space western simulation. 🤠
Forged
dramatic orchestral music swells In a lab far, far away, the Omegabeam Ouranosaurus was born! Nova Brigade engineers played dino-god, crafting the ultimate starter Pokemon for their space cowpokes. With energy beams and targeting tech that would make Tony Stark jelly, this gentle giant was ready to yeet discs and skeet Clays. record scratch Wait, dinosaurs shooting lasers? In disc golf? Who comes up with this stuff? shrugs Hey, it's a living. cue laugh track
adjusts space monocle Well folks, it seems the <em>Omegabeam Ouranosaurus</em> has chosen its first victim- I mean, rider! <strong>Mark Gordon</strong>, PDGA #154847, apparently caught its eye by demonstrating remarkable aim... or maybe he just had a breakfast burrito the dino wanted. The way he yeeted that disc into orbit (or at least the top of that pine tree) was truly... something. But can this 859-rated chosen one handle a dinosaur with more tech than a Tesla showroom? Stay tuned, space cowboys!
See where Mark Gordon sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
