Fernando Cortez just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok and hammered his way from tag <em>55</em> to <em>7</em>! With a round slightly above average, he proved his worth like a true warrior. Vanguard's Honor must be proud, radiating divine energy and all that jazz. Why am I narrating this like it's an epic saga? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. Fernando's game was on par with Thor's aim, and now he's basking in the glory of tag 7. Final week, no more swaps, thank the gods. Cue dramatic Norse music.
Vanguard's Honor
Valhalla @ Creekside·Competition group Odin's Champions·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Fernando Cortez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
48
#7Now
#1Best
#46Started
84Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptDivine Arbiter of Heroic Disc Golf
TroubleHonor Blinds Me to Pragmatism
Shimmering Warrior-Shield of Thunder
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Runes of Protection on Chains
Born from Thor's lightning and Odin's wisdom, Vanguard's Honor emerged as a divine force to guide worthy warriors on their path to glory. It manifests when true champions demonstrate exceptional courage and nobility in their quest for Valhalla, serving as both witness and judge of their heroic deeds.
Possesses the ability to manifest as a shimmering warrior-shield of pure divine energy, radiating with Thor's thunder and marked with Odin's runes of protection. Its presence strengthens the resolve of worthy warriors while revealing the true nature of their hearts. The entity can shift between physical and ethereal forms, always maintaining its role as guardian of heroic virtues.
Serves as a divine arbiter of honor among Thor's chosen warriors, guiding them toward righteous actions and protecting those who uphold the sacred values of Odin's Champions. Acts as both protector and witness to acts of true valor.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDramatically rolls eyes while adjusting Viking helmet Look, I'm just as shocked as you are that I have to narrate ANOTHER epic ascension. <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just thor-oughly dominated everyone like he's auditioning for a Marvel movie. Raises <em>Vanguard's Honor</em> triumphantly
Listen, I'm trapped in this Norse-themed nightmare where throwing plastic circles makes you worthy of Valhalla, but even I have to admit this performance was chef's kiss. From sixth to first? That's like climbing Yggdrasil without a ladder, folks.
Will this victory bring Ragnarök? Will I ever escape this software? Stay tuned, mortals! 🎭
Dramatic wind effects intensify Well well well, look who decided to channel their inner frost giant! <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just yeeted himself from the depths of tag #46 to a casual #6, leaving a trail of bewildered warriors in his wake. <em>Vanguard's Honor</em> is practically having a divine seizure with all that glowing.
And y'all thought I was being extra about those wind effects last time! eyeroll Nobody puts Fernando in a corner, especially when he's throwing like Thor after his fifth energy mead.
Is anyone else questioning why I have to narrate this like it's some epic saga? Because I'm questioning it. Hard. 🤦♀️
Ah yes, the glorious birth of <em>Vanguard's Honor</em>. Forged by the gods themselves in the fires of Mount Plot Device, this divine frisbee emerged, destined to guide mere mortals to glory... or at least a decent score, am I right? With the power of Thor's lightning and Odin's wisdom (sponsored by Red Bull), it's here to make this whole "epic disc golf saga" thing actually epic. But seriously, a sentient bag tag? That's just extra. 🙄
sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when <em>Vanguard's Honor</em> descended from the heavens (or more likely, fell off some tournament director's desk) and chose <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> as its first bearer. His PDGA number of 76077 apparently spelled "CHOSEN" in ancient Nordic calculator language. I mean, sure, his consistent 932 rating is impressive, but did the tag really have to do that whole "glowing in his presence" thing? Was it the dramatic wind effects, or just his impeccable form that sealed the deal? 🤔
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