Malachi Vazquez turned in an 833-rated round, a -127 below his 960 rating so historically bad the Canyon Walls should have filed a complaint. The Loaded Die still rolled him from #10 to #5, but the scorecard says he needed 5.8 more strokes than the field average — your missed putts amuse the treeline watchers, agent. adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud, that's not a promotion; that's the cosmos redistributing tags to keep the ritual meaningless.
Loaded Die
Skinwalker - Creekside·Competition group Pool A·
All-In · only the number moves
Malachi Vazquez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Skinwalker - Creekside
5
#5Now
#5Best
#10Started
1Weeks
All-In league: Loaded Die stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptBureau's Favorite Calculated Outcome
TroubleHaunted By Legitimate Wins
Score Adjustments Follow Me
Trust No Scoreboard
Your Missed Putts Amuse Me
The Loaded Die was created in the Bureau's formative years as a test mechanism to ensure 'appropriate' competitive outcomes. Hidden within the Containment Zone's scoring infrastructure, it appears in the system when outcomes need to be manipulated, making it the most dangerous tool in the Bureau's manipulation arsenal.
The Loaded Die manifests as a standard-looking casino die with a scarred, twisted surface and slightly off-center pips. Its hidden internal mechanisms ensure predetermined results regardless of actual performance. It phases between visible and hidden states, appearing in scorecard records only when the Bureau needs to manipulate outcomes. Standard measuring equipment detects nothing unusual.
The Loaded Die creates persistent paranoia across all leagues within the Containment Zone - players can never be certain their victories are genuine or Bureau-approved. Those who discover its existence become targets of investigation, while those who remain ignorant continue competing in what they believe is a fair system.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyadjusts headset The Loaded Die has phased into the Skinwalker league. Malachi Vazquez just picked up the Bureau’s favorite outcome-manipulator for a Creekside side quest. When the die rolls, the card is already written. Let’s see if the local woods can handle a pre-determined plot twist.
See where Malachi Vazquez sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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