Patrick Womack posted a 1031 round, +48 over rating, shooting 42 against a 50.6 field average and 44.0 personal average; this was an unambiguously awesome statement round. The Redacted Saints episode rewarded the evidence with tag 4 → 1, a three-position climb, and Pattern Recognition's audit of his surge now has fresh paperwork. The booth is contractually calling ritualized tag swapping a plot twist, although cosmic pointlessness remains the statistically safest conclusion.
Pattern Recognition
Season Arc · Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
3All-In league: Pattern Recognition stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Pattern Recognition system was developed by the Bureau's Data Analysis Division after the 'Great Anomaly of 2024' - a series of unexplained competitive outcomes that the Bureau couldn't explain through normal auditing. They built an algorithm to predict and detect suspicious behavior patterns before they manifest, creating a persistent surveillance net that follows every player across every league in the Containment Zone.
A floating geometric prism with a crystalline center that projects shifting data patterns into the surrounding air. The surface displays tiny screens showing real-time behavioral graphs and correlation matrices in the Bureau's signature teal and orange. Colored lights pulse along its edges - teal for baseline monitoring, shifting to warning orange when suspicious patterns emerge, and alarm red when anomalies are confirmed. It emits a low, constant bureaucratic drone that intensifies when processing player data, and leaves faint 'echo trails' in digital spaces that other players can sometimes glimpse.
Pattern Recognition tracks and analyzes player behavior across all leagues within the Containment Zone, flagging suspicious patterns for Bureau review. It creates persistent paranoia because players can never know what behavioral correlations the system has identified as potentially threatening to Bureau control. When a player's actions match known anomaly profiles - consistent attendance followed by sudden absence, unusual performance clustering, or mysterious attendance gaps - their Pattern Recognition file thickens.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyPatrick Womack delivered a disappointing -13 below rating: 970 for the round against a 983 PDGA rating, though the 47 was still 3.3 strokes better than the field average and only six over his personal average. In “Holladay Heretics,” that mixed evidence turned tag 23 → 4 across a 19-position climb; Pattern Recognition’s audit remains open, because apparently cosmic bureaucracy needs more samples before calling this an anomaly. Somewhere in the booth, we are treating ritualized plastic swapping as a plot, but the leaderboard has rendered its verdict: mild heresy, excellent tag recovery.
adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: Patrick Womack submitted a 1005-rated -1 at The Cathedral, a +26 spike over his 979 rating that sent him from tag #17 straight to #1 — The Prime Witness, apparently. The Algorithm audited one guy throwing plastic and found a miracle instead. drops announcer voice Look, I filed seventeen complaints about this Alignment Survey, but if you're going to treat scorecards as holy scripture, that's a book of Genesis right there.
Pattern Recognition has logged a temporary transfer. The prism is drifting toward Grey Matter @ Creekside Park to audit Patrick Womack. Think of it as a side quest while the main plot buffers. The bureaucratic drone is already humming. Spinoff season starts now.