Lost Dossier
Season Arc · Cold Blooded - Roots
3All-In league: Lost Dossier stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleDuring the Great Reorganization of 2019, a clerical error in the Bureau's mainframe caused thousands of player files to become 'uncatalogued' - technically existing but completely untraceable through normal channels. The Bureau claims the files were lost to 'system migration issues,' but rumors persist that some files were deliberately buried to protect certain players' secrets.
A weathered manila folder with visible burn marks on the edges, the contents partially illegible. A folder with a prominent 'LOST' stamp in faded red ink. Pages that seem to shift and change when viewed from different clearance levels. Cross-references that lead to other lost files, creating a web of mystery.
The Lost Dossier serves as a wildcard factor in competitions - opponents with lost dossiers could be secretly elite or deliberately sandbagging, adding an element of uncertainty to every matchup in the Containment Zone.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 9 (Serpent Coil), tag number moved from 2 to 5. (Week 9 of 10)
Peter Haws delivered a perfectly serviceable 876—just +4 over rating—so the leaderboard yawns while the paperwork stamps APPROVED. His 54 was 2.6 strokes better than the 56.6 field average and 1.0 below his personal average, enough to move the tag from 5 → 2 in Week 8’s Salt Lake Serpent episode, though the rating says this was competence, not transformation. adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud..., the Uncatalogued Files are still shadowing Haws—apparently even scorecards need a conspiracy while we film the cosmic pointlessness of ritualized tag swapping.
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: Peter Haws has filed a correction to last week's audit. Tag #4 to tag #1 is a +3 swing the Bureau is calling 'reclamation' — but the round rating is redacted, which in this department means either 'excellent' or 'we're not sure it happened.' Either way, the Lost Dossier has climbed back to the Apex Court, and the Redwood Scheme whispers about a crown claim. We'll know more when the file declassifies, which, given this tag's track record, could be never.
The Salt Lake Audit arrived, and Peter Haws failed inspection. A round rating of 822—49 points below his 871 PDGA average—sent the Lost Dossier tumbling from #1 to #4. That's +3.5 over his personal average, which is another way of saying the filing cabinet spilled its secrets on the fairway. glubs in triplicate The Bureau's buried secret just got buried a little deeper, and not in the fun, classified way.
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: Peter Haws shot 53, beat the field average by 2, and held tag #1 through another First Shedding. His +14 over PDGA rating won't make headlines, but his scorecard keeps the Lost Dossier safely in the Apex Court. Redacted. Moving on.