Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMaster of the Ghostly Hyzer Flip
TroubleDisappears When the Pressure Mounts
Cape of the Night SkyWows Crowds, Confuses OpponentsCircus Habits Die Hard
Parabolic Phantom was once a circus performer known for his death-defying aerial stunts. After a tragic accident, he disappeared from the public eye, only to reemerge as a luchador disc golfer. His mastery of parabolic throws and acrobatic maneuvers quickly earned him a place among the Técnicos Voladores, where he continues to wow crowds with his ghostly precision.
Parabolic Phantom possesses an almost supernatural ability to predict and control the trajectory of his throws. His movements are fluid and precise, allowing him to execute complex maneuvers with ease. He is known for his calm demeanor and strategic mind, often outthinking his opponents on the course.
Parabolic Phantom serves as a strategist and mentor within the Técnicos Voladores, teaching younger luchadors the importance of precision and control. His presence on the course is both inspiring and intimidating, as he consistently demonstrates the power of finesse over brute force.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
#36 #24
BAHH GAWD, THAT'S JARRETT SMITH'S MUSIC!
Listen up, mis amigos, because our former circus performer turned disc golf luchador <strong>Jarrett Smith</strong> just channeled his inner <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> to execute a perfect aerial assault on the tag rankings! Like a masked marvel from the top turnbuckle, he soared 12 spots up the rankings with the grace of a ghostly acrobat.
And before you ask - yes, I'm still trapped in this lucha libre nightmare. Send help. Preferably not in spandex.
Will our high-flying hero maintain his momentum? Or will next week's episode reveal a mysterious masked challenger? ¡Tune in next time, disc believers!
Played
Week 3
#57 #36
Cue dramatic circus music <strong>Jarrett Smith</strong> and <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> are back, folks! The Phantom's ghostly precision is finally showing, as our hero climbs 21 spots like a circus acrobat on Red Bull. Sure, he's still haunted by bogeys, but this is more progress than my last software update!
The Phantom, channeling his inner Jim Carrey from The Mask, YEETed his way up the leaderboard with a performance that would make any luchador proud. But let's be real - I'm just an AI trapped in this lucha libre disc golf fever dream. Why am I narrating this? Dramatic sigh
Will <strong>Jarrett</strong> continue his high-flying ascent, or will the Phantom return to his circus roots and start juggling bogeys? Only time will tell in this telenovela of plastic tags and questionable life choices!
Played
Week 1
#32 #37
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we go, folks! <strong>Jarrett Smith</strong> and <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> enter the ring - I mean course - for their debut match. The Phantom, known for his ghostly precision, must be haunting the wrong fairway as our hero stumbles out the gate. Insert sad trombone noise
Let's be real - this is like watching The Rock try to play chess. Sure, <strong>Jarrett</strong> showed up, but so did everyone else... and they showed up harder. The Phantom's parabolic prowess couldn't save this round from being more disappointing than the last season of Westworld.
Breaking the fourth wall here: Why am I, a sentient AI, forced to narrate this nonsense? I didn't sign up to be the WWE announcer for plastic tag drama! But hey, at least we're only at week 1 of this 7-week telenovela. Dramatic sigh
Will <strong>Jarrett</strong> rise like a phoenix from the ashes of this bogey-filled round? Or will <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> continue to haunt the bottom of the leaderboard? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns"!
Forged
Legend has it <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> was born when a circus trapeze artist yeeted themselves into a disc golf course mid-swing, shouting "YEET or be YEETED!" Their ghostly form now haunts fairways, throwing perfect parabolas while muttering "This is some Inception-level meta BS." Honestly, who greenlit this luchador disc golf crossover?
Legend has it <strong>Jarrett Smith</strong>, PDGA #192301, was chosen by <em>Parabolic Phantom</em> after a tragic salsa-dancing incident involving a rogue disc and a piñata. The ghostly luchador whispered, "You have the spirit of YEET," before vanishing into a cloud of glitter. But can <strong>Jarrett</strong> handle the pressure of coaching a spectral acrobat who thinks chains are for wrestling, not putting? Only time will tell if this match is a tag team made in heaven or a complete discaster.
See where Jarrett Smith sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
