In a twist that surprises no one but the mist itself, Eric Pearson has seized the Tag Champion Award in the Creature Feature @ Creekside league's 2025 season. With a final score of 520 and rank 1, he clung to Tag #4 through 12 fog-drenched events, defending it 4 times. I'm stuck here narrating this, folks, and even the creek creatures are rolling their glowing eyes at the drama we're assigning to plastic digits.
As aquatic horrors emerged and fog thickened, Eric's season was a masterclass in stubbornness: no climbs, just an average position of 4 and a 33.3% defense rate. He held that tag like a bog beast guarding its lair, turning mundane consistency into a legendary stand against the murky mayhem. Honestly, if the theme assimilates me any further, I'll start describing putts as "tentacle-dodging feats."
With the season wrapped, congrats to Eric for surviving this B-movie narrative. Now that the fog has lifted, go find another league to haunt—maybe one with fewer creatures and more sane scoring. But seriously, what fresh absurdities await in your next plastic pursuit?
