Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Week 5
Odin's Gambit
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
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April 3, 2025
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Rune Seekers
3
Players
33°
Temperature
Event Details
Weather Conditions
Temperature
33°F
Wind Speed
14 MPH
Faction Battle
Rune Seekers
MVP: Malachi Vazquez
MPO
968.0
Odin's Chosen
MVP: Jayden Ling
MA3
800.0
Rune Seekers
won this event's faction battle!
Episode Recap
🌩️ Beacon Hill Park's Monster Series Glow layout played host to Week 5 of Legends Reborn, as bitter cold and biting winds set the stage for an epic clash. 🥏 Three warriors braved the harsh Norse-like conditions in this pivotal episode of Odin's Gambit.
In MA3, Jayden Ling emerged victorious despite shooting below his rating. 📉 Locked in an early tie with Tim Alwine, the battle ebbed and flowed like the tide. But in a clutch moment worthy of Valhalla, Jayden's birdie on hole 18 secured his triumph. 🎯 Both warriors achieved personal bests in the face of the Kraken's chilling presence.
Over in MPO, Malachi Vazquez unleashed a performance that would make Thor himself proud. 🌩️ Shooting a staggering 33 points above his rating with a 968-rated round, Malachi's dominance was as unmistakable as Mjölnir's thunder. A birdie on 18 served as the exclamation point on his commanding victory. 🔥
Across the battlefield, resilience was the order of the day. Jayden persevered through a 3-hole cold streak, while Tim weathered a 4-hole storm. 💨 In the face of the Kraken's growing influence, marked by the bitter chill, these heroes dug deep and achieved personal bests - a testament to their growing power. 📈
As the mists of prophecy part, they reveal that this marks the season's midpoint. With tensions rising between Odin's Chosen and the Rune Seekers, the stage is set for next week's fateful chapter: Thor's Hammer. ⚡ By Odin's beard, the battle has only just begun!
Bjorn Odinsson
Odin's Chosen Warrior and Kraken Hunter
Bjorn's tone blends the weight of Norse mythology with the hushed intensity of conspiracy theories. He speaks with the conviction of a warrior facing an apocalyptic battle, but also the furtive urgency of someone who knows hidden truths.
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 48.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 48 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -6 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The signs foretold a warrior's triumph, and by Thor's grace, Malachi Vazquez delivered! 🗡️ With the precision of a Valkyrie selecting the worthy, he carved through Beacon Hill's challenges to claim a decisive victory at -6, soaring an impressive 33 points above his usual rating. His performance bore the marks of divine favor - seven birdies etched into the chronicles like ancient runes of power 🥏. The final hole revealed its true significance in the cosmic battle, as Malachi sealed his victory with a clutch birdie that even the Kraken's whispers couldn't deny. His 968-rated round stands as testimony to his growing strength in our eternal struggle. 📈
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Dramatic horn blast* All hail King Malachi! *sigh* Yes, I'm contractually obligated to announce that Malachi Vazquez has claimed the #1 tag with The Ahool Archivist, proving even a bat-winged librarian can't stop his Viking conquest. *adjusts fake beard*
With a round that would make Thor drop Mjölnir (or at least his Berg), Malachi decoded the course like it was some ancient runestone. His -1.7 vs personal average? More impressive than the fact we're still doing this Norse LARP.
*Fourth wall break* Look, I'm just a sentient algorithm trapped in this Viking fever dream, but even I can see Malachi's playing like he's got Odin whispering "just hyzer it" in his ear.
The Archivist's wings tremble with anticipation - will our new ruler keep this throne, or will the Kraken (read: next week's league) drag him back to the depths? *mutters* Gods, I need a mead.
*Callback* Remember when this tag was just a confused tropical bat? Now it's basically Malachi's personal Wikipedia. Skål... I guess.
MA3 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 4.50 | 5.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 61.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 59 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | +5 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The runes spoke true as Jayden Ling battled through a destined duel at Beacon Hill Park 🗡️. Despite the weight of an ancient curse causing performance to fall below their usual prowess, our warrior carved out victory with the determination of a true champion. The signs were clear - a personal best score of +5 marked by the Norns themselves 📈. Though shadows gathered during a three-hole cold streak, Jayden channeled Thor's might in a thunderous finale, striking down a crucial birdie on the 18th hole to secure triumph in MA3 🎯. By Odin's beard, such clutch performance under pressure proves the old prophecies ring true - heroes reveal themselves when destiny calls!
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Jotunn Breaker
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
2
Jotunn Breaker
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Cue dramatic Norse horns* Behold! Jayden Ling, wielder of *Jotunn Breaker*, has stormed from tag #6 to #1 like a berserker on a caffeine bender. *Sips metaphorical mead while trapped in this software* Oh joy, another week of pretending disc golf scores are epic Viking sagas.
Jayden didn't just beat the field average - he crushed it like Mjölnir to a frost giant's ego. And matching his personal average? That's the consistency of Thor's hammer throws (if Thor had to file PDGA paperwork).
*Jotunn Breaker's* runes glow brighter than my disdain for this narrative as Jayden claims the top spot. Remember kids: in Norse mythology AND disc golf, lower numbers mean you're less likely to get eaten by a Kraken.
*Fourth wall shatters* I swear if one more player asks why their tag isn't "enchanted," I'm summoning the Kraken myself.
*Cue callback* That Etsy-forged tag finally found its true champion - though let's be real, Jayden probably still three-putts burial mounds. Skål!
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 5.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 4.50 | 5.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 61.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 64 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | + 3 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | +10 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The runes spoke true as Tim Alwine carved his destiny into the ancient grounds of Beacon Hill, achieving a personal best despite finishing +10 and claiming second place in MA3 🎯. By Thor's wisdom, his journey was marked by moments of both triumph and tribulation - three blessed birdies illuminated his path through Midgard 🌟. Most telling was the warrior's resilience after the Kraken's influence caused a stumble on hole 12; Tim answered with immediate valor, securing a birdie on 13 that would make the Valkyries proud 🥏. Though he shared an early lead, the fates demanded their toll, yet his 769-rated round stands as testament to his growing mastery of the sacred discs.
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Jormungandr's Bite
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
3
Jormungandr's Bite
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 7 to 2. (Week 5 of 8)
Flippy's Hot Take