
Altar of Bones
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Episode Recap
Under the chilly 42°F evening sky, three brave competitors gathered at Bingham Creek's B-Pool layout, ready to face the challenges of the "Altar of Bones" 💀. As the ancient ruins loomed in the shadows, Britain Best emerged as the champion, delivering an impressive 960-rated performance 🔥 that would echo through the ages.
In the MPO division, the battle between Britain Best and Malachi Vazquez was a tale of dramatic lead changes and unyielding resilience 🏆. Best's final score of -1 secured his victory over Vazquez's +4, but the journey was far from smooth. Through holes 1-13, the lead shifted like the desert sands, each player fighting tooth and nail for dominance. Vazquez faced a disastrous hole 13, but in true warrior fashion, he bounced back with a birdie, refusing to let the course claim his spirit 💪. Yet, it was Best's searing three-hole hot streak from holes 8-10 that ultimately sealed his triumph, a testament to his unwavering focus in the face of ancient horrors 🎯.
In the MA4 division, Timothy Scholle stood alone, a solitary figure against the unforgiving terrain ⚓. With a score of +1, Scholle braved the course like a lone wanderer, his determination etched upon the weathered baskets and unforgiving fairways 🥏.
Across the event, the Altar of Bones bore witness to remarkable feats and shocking revelations 🌠. Best's incredible 25 points above his rating showcased his mastery over the eldritch forces at play. Vazquez, despite a rating dip, displayed immense fortitude in his recovery, nearly grasping the cash line. The empty altar stood as a grim reminder of the sacrifices demanded by the Chupacabra's insatiable hunger 💀.
As the penultimate episode before the heart-pounding "Heart of Darkness" finale, the Altar of Bones has set the stage for a climactic confrontation 🌋. The shocking truth of the Chupacabra's role as a mere pawn in a larger, more sinister plan has been unveiled, and the apocalyptic threat looms on the blood-red horizon 🩸. In this realm where disc golf and ancient horrors intertwine, only the bravest shall survive the coming storm ⛈️.
Amidst the bone-strewn lair of the Chupacabra, Britain Best has emerged victorious, a shining beacon of hope against the encroaching darkness 🔦. But as the final chapter approaches, the true test of courage and skill awaits. Will our heroes unravel the mysteries that bind the beast, or will they fall prey to the malevolent forces that pull the strings from the shadows? Only time, and the final showdown, will tell 🧩.

MPO Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 400 | 350 | 510 | 280 | 220 | 235 | 435 | 320 | 280 | 215 | 390 | 540 | 390 | 580 | 200 | 535 | 255 | 325 | 6460 |
Tee | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | Blue | White | White | White | White | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 59.50 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 57 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 |
Round Summary
Britain Best emerged victorious in a battle that echoed the ancient trials of the desert shamans 🏆. His -1 performance, marked by an impressive 960-rated round soaring 25 points above his usual rating, suggests the Chupacabra's blessing was upon him this day. A remarkable hot streak through holes 8-10 demonstrated the kind of primal focus I once witnessed in the depths of the Aztec ruins 🔥. With 6 birdies carved into the unforgiving landscape of Bingham Creek, Britain dominated his division, proving that even the desert's harshest trials can be conquered by those who understand its mystic rhythms. His early lead after hole 3 became an insurmountable advantage, much like the ancient prophecies foretold. 🎯




Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 400 | 350 | 510 | 280 | 220 | 235 | 435 | 320 | 280 | 215 | 390 | 540 | 390 | 580 | 200 | 535 | 255 | 325 | 6460 |
Tee | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | |
Target | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | Blue | White | White | White | White | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 59.50 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 62 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +4 |
Round Summary
The ancient spirits whispered of promise as Malachi Vazquez began his journey, briefly tasting the sweetness of leadership early in the round 🌅. Like a desert mirage, that lead proved elusive, slipping through his fingers multiple times across the sun-scorched fairways of Bingham Creek. The Chupacabra's influence was particularly evident on hole 13, where a devastating double-bogey threatened to consume his spirit 🦇. Yet Vazquez showed true warrior's resilience, immediately responding with a birdie on 14 - a display of mental fortitude that would make even the ancient ones proud. Despite collecting 4 birdies, his 913-rated performance (+4) left him in 2nd place 🥏, a reminder that the path to enlightenment often requires passing through shadows before reaching the light.


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
MA4 Division
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 335 | 350 | 510 | 280 | 220 | 235 | 435 | 200 | 280 | 215 | 390 | 540 | 390 | 580 | 130 | 535 | 255 | 325 | 6205 |
Target | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | White | Blue | White | White | White | White | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 59.00 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 59 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +1 |
Round Summary
The desert winds whispered ancient secrets as Timothy Scholle emerged victorious in MA4, though the Chupacabra's presence was undeniable in his journey 🌵. Through the sun-scorched fairways of Bingham Creek, Scholle demonstrated remarkable resilience, securing three birdies that pierced through the veil of challenge like moonlight through storm clouds 🌙. His final score of +1 might seem modest to the uninitiated, but those who understand the deeper mysteries of the course know better. Standing alone in his division, Scholle wasn't just competing against others - he was facing the primal tests that the desert landscape demanded of him. The spirits of the ancient ones would be pleased. 🏆


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek

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