Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate — and this week, so is the scorecard. Per the file I've been handed, exactly zero players attended the Week 8 event at Brighton Ski Resort, which means the course saw more snow than discs and the leaderboard is officially a blank form awaiting approval. It's a quiet week, and that's okay — even an audit trail needs a rest stop. The season's still moving, though, and with only two weeks left on the schedule, consider this the universe's way of telling you to stretch that shoulder, recharge the batteries, and finish strong. The rankings aren't going to file themselves, but they'd look a lot better with your name on them. See you at the next one. glubs in triplicate