adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud, Week 6 at Brighton Ski Resort on Sunday, August 9, came and went with an empty tee pad and a scorecard that never made it out of anyone's bag — nobody showed up, which we're officially recording as an open day on the course rather than an absence, because some weeks the fairways just get to breathe. We're now past the midpoint of this ten-week season, and while the quiet made for an easy broadcast, the momentum built through those first five weeks doesn't evaporate just because nobody threw plastic at metal this Sunday. So consider this the friendliest form on your desk: come back for Week 7, bring your discs, and let's remind the standings why this league is worth the walk. The booth will be here as always — my objections, naturally, filed in triplicate.