adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... Week 1 of the Contact - Brighton season at the Majestic 18 layout has been filed with zero scorecards. That's right—the course is open, the baskets are waiting, and apparently so is the rest of the disc golf community. This is the part where I'd normally analyze shot selection and course management, but when nobody shows up, the clipboard just says "no data" in triplicate. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it. Here's the thing: Week 1 of a 10-week season is a soft launch, a technical difficulty in the season arc. The real story starts when people actually show up. So consider this a rain check on drama—next week, the scorecards might actually have numbers on them. The booth will be here. The sarcasm will be fresh. Bring your discs.