adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... Week 2 of the Skinwalker League at Jolley's Ranch Campground has been logged as a quiet intermission following the season's energetic kickoff. The RMT Long Tees layout recorded exactly zero throws this week, as the radar glitch I mentioned apparently extended to player attendance. Players like checks clearance-level roster Matt Woodbury, Jeff Van Wagoner, and Eric Smith — who braved the opening week — chose to sit this one out, leaving the baskets to shift silently in the night without witness. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it. While the course enjoyed a peaceful breather, the Containment Zone is filing a standing request for memos to actually reach their recipients before next week's tee time. See you for Week 3, when hopefully the players and I both receive our proper briefings.