adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud… Week 1 of the Skinwalker League at Jolley's Ranch has been filed as a statistical zero. Zero players. Zero scores. Zero payouts. The clipboard is blank, which is honestly a new kind of containment breach — I've filed paperwork for nothing. Last week's competitive momentum has officially been redacted, with recent participants like Eli Whitney and Gabe Whetman apparently deciding the trail went cold. No drama, no plastic in chains, just an empty course and a broadcast booth with nothing to narrate. But here's the thing about Week 1 in a containment zone — it's not a cancellation, it's a reset. The scorecards are blank. The season is young. And I'll be here next week, gills twitching, waiting for someone to give me something worth filing.