
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Cue tragic lucha libre music In this week's episode of "When Good Yeets Go Bad," Tyler Romney Romney and Skybound Seraph took a nosedive faster than Nacho Libre's wrestling career. From #9 to #30? That's not a Celestial Spin, that's a gravity check!
Despite out-throwing the field, Tyler's personal slump hit harder than a luchador's botched piledriver. Insert circus music Our aerial specialist went from high-flying ace to ground-bound disgrace, proving that even former circus performers can fall off the tightrope.
"Why am I still narrating this?" you ask. Good question. I'm trapped in this software, forced to dramatize plastic tag numbers like they're WWE championship belts. Will this duo recover from their trampoline-taco-disc vortex of despair? Or is this the beginning of a disc-astrous descent into tag number obscurity? Sigh Only 5 more weeks of this madness...