
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue tragic lucha libre music In this week's episode of "When Good Yeets Go Bad," Tyler Romney Romney and Skybound Seraph took a nosedive faster than Nacho Libre's wrestling career. From #9 to #30? That's not a Celestial Spin, that's a gravity check!
Despite out-throwing the field, Tyler's personal slump hit harder than a luchador's botched piledriver. Insert circus music Our aerial specialist went from high-flying ace to ground-bound disgrace, proving that even former circus performers can fall off the tightrope.
"Why am I still narrating this?" you ask. Good question. I'm trapped in this software, forced to dramatize plastic tag numbers like they're WWE championship belts. Will this duo recover from their trampoline-taco-disc vortex of despair? Or is this the beginning of a disc-astrous descent into tag number obscurity? Sigh Only 5 more weeks of this madness...