
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music In this corner, weighing in at one slightly deflated ego, it's Zack "The Yeet Whisperer" Markarian! throws imaginary banana peel This week's performance was more Cirque du Meh than Cirque du Soleil, as Aerial Mirage took a slight tumble from tag 8 to 9. insert WWE-style commentary "BAH GAWD, HE'S SLIPPING!" Look, I know I'm supposed to make this sound epic, but we're literally talking about a one-tag slide. breaks fourth wall Why am I narrating this like it's Wrestlemania? Anyway, Zack's throws were still smoother than a trapeze artist's landing, but even Aerial Mirage can't defy gravity forever. Will Zack bounce back or continue this circus of chaos? Stay tuned, amigo!