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Jared Shimanek
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 866 rating
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#60 Thor's Beacon
Jared Shimanek

Jared Shimanek

PDGA Rating 883
Division MA40
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Thor's Beacon

Origin Story

Thor's Beacon was forged by the dwarven brothers Brokkr and Sindri, who imbued it with the power of Thor's lightning. It was created to guide the worthy heroes through the darkest trials and lead them to the gates of Valhalla. The beacon's light is said to be visible only to those who possess true courage and honor.

Properties

Thor's Beacon is a radiant artifact that emits a powerful light, capable of piercing through the darkest storms. It is indestructible and can only be wielded by those deemed worthy by Thor. The beacon's light grows brighter in the presence of danger, providing both guidance and protection to its bearer.

Role

Thor's Beacon serves as a guiding force for the heroes on their journey to Valhalla. It illuminates the path through treacherous terrains and wards off the malevolent forces that seek to thwart their quest. The beacon's presence ensures that the heroes remain steadfast and true to their noble cause.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

"In the clashing of discs, I heard the echoes of a thousand battles, and I knew I had found a new arena in which to prove my worth."
Thor Odinson Loki Laufeyson

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

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Tag History

Jared Shimanek
Jared Shimanek
Week 7 Score: 61 Place: 15
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Jared Shimanek
Jared Shimanek
Week 6 Score: 53 Place: T3
2 months ago
Jared Shimanek
Jared Shimanek
Week 4 Score: 60 Place: 2
2 months ago
Jared Shimanek
Jared Shimanek
Week 3 Score: 56 Place: 1
3 months ago
Origin Story
3 months ago