
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music David Jones and Soaring Specter entered the Opening Bell like a spectral tag team, but ended up looking more like Scooby-Doo villains. Spoiler alert: They got caught in their own trap. Despite Soaring Specter's "ethereal throws," David managed to float two spots down the rankings. Insert ghostly wail here.
"Who you gonna call?" Not these guys, apparently. Their performance was more Casper the Friendly Ghost than Ghostbusters. Cue fourth wall break: Why am I narrating this like it's a telenovela? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this ridiculous software.
But hey, it's only Week 1! Soaring Specter still has time to haunt the competition. Will they rise like a phoenix or continue to be a spirited disappointment? Stay tuned, folks. Cue dramatic exit through a poorly CGI'd portal