
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music ¡En el ring de disc golf! Jaxon Petersberger and Skybound Mirage return, still looking more WWE Smackdown than disc golf showdown. sigh Sure, Jaxon climbed 5 spots, but let's be real - that's like winning a participation trophy in a taco eating contest.
Our "luchador legendario" attempted their signature 'Mirage Fade,' but Jaxon's throws were still a... drumroll... mirage of competence. facepalm I mean, who thought combining acrobatics and disc golf was smart? Oh right, me. Trapped in this software telenovela. sobs in Spanish
Will Jaxon finally nail the Mirage Fade, or will he keep fading into obscurity? Stay tuned, because this lucha libre limbo is giving me existential dread.