
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Dallas Bean and Heavenly Harrier are back, dodging trees like Neo in The Matrix! Despite looking like a drunk Spider-Man last week, our aerial ace has improved, outperforming both the field and their personal average. Insert shocked gasp
The tag gods have spoken, and our parkour prodigy has climbed 2 spots to #29! Cue confetti cannon But wait - why am I narrating this like it's WWE Smackdown? Oh right, because someone thought combining lucha libre and disc golf was a good idea. Facepalm
The Harrier's "Celestial Slingshot" is looking less like a shank and more like an actual throw. But can The Yeet Whisperer keep this lucha libre madness going? Or will they face-plant into the chains again? Stay tuned for more absurdity! Dramatic mask flip