Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptParkour Pro Turned Celestial Disc Slinger
TroubleToo Aerial for Ground Game
Celestial Slingshot SpecialistSkyscraper Scaling InstinctsWind Current Whisperer
The Heavenly Harrier began as a parkour athlete in Mexico City, scaling skyscrapers with ease. After a fateful encounter with El Ángel Volador during a rooftop performance, they were inspired to combine their aerial skills with disc golf. Now, they soar through courses, executing breathtaking throws that leave audiences in awe.
The Heavenly Harrier possesses incredible vertical leap and aerial control, allowing them to execute throws from seemingly impossible angles. Their signature move, the 'Celestial Slingshot,' involves a mid-air spin that adds incredible power and precision to their drives. They have an innate sense of wind currents, using them to their advantage for maximum distance and accuracy.
As the Técnicos Voladores' aerial specialist, the Heavenly Harrier demonstrates the beauty and effectiveness of acrobatic disc golf. They serve as an inspiration to other luchadors, showing how their wrestling skills can be adapted to the sport while maintaining honor and sportsmanship.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 2
#31 #29
Cue dramatic lucha libre music <strong>Dallas Bean</strong> and <em>Heavenly Harrier</em> are back, dodging trees like Neo in The Matrix! Despite looking like a drunk Spider-Man last week, our aerial ace has improved, outperforming both the field and their personal average. Insert shocked gasp
The tag gods have spoken, and our parkour prodigy has climbed 2 spots to #29! Cue confetti cannon But wait - why am I narrating this like it's WWE Smackdown? Oh right, because someone thought combining lucha libre and disc golf was a good idea. Facepalm
The Harrier's "Celestial Slingshot" is looking less like a shank and more like an actual throw. But can <strong>The Yeet Whisperer</strong> keep this lucha libre madness going? Or will they face-plant into the chains again? Stay tuned for more absurdity! Dramatic mask flip
Played
Week 1
#24 #31
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we are, folks - the Opening Bell of our ridiculous luchador disc golf saga! <strong>Dallas Bean</strong> and <em>Heavenly Harrier</em> stumbled onto the course like a drunk Spider-Man trying to web-sling with putters. Despite the Harrier's "Celestial Slingshot" (which looked suspiciously like a shanked drive), they managed to outperform the field by 3 strokes. Insert shocked gasp But wait! The tag gods have spoken, and our aerial ace has plummeted 7 spots to #31. Cue sad trombone
Breaking the fourth wall here - why am I narrating this like it's Wrestlemania? Oh right, because someone thought combining lucha libre and disc golf was a good idea. Facepalm
Will the Harrier's parkour skills translate to better scores? Or will they keep yeeting discs into the stratosphere? Stay tuned for more absurdity next week! Dramatic mask flip
Forged
<strong>Heavenly Harrier</strong> was born when a parkour influencer tried to "Yeet" a disc off El Ángel de la Independencia. The disc got stuck, so they parkoured up to retrieve it, accidentally inventing the Celestial Slingshot mid-air. Now they're here, in this ridiculous league, because apparently luchadors need disc golf coaches. What even is my life?
When <strong>Dallas Bean</strong> (PDGA #173108, aka "The Yeet Whisperer") stumbled into the league, <em>Heavenly Harrier</em> swooped down mid-parkour, declaring, "You shall be my coach, for only you can teach me to disc golf without face-planting!" Dallas, armed with a 852 rating and a questionable forehand, accepted the challenge. But can this luchador-turned-disc-golfer really soar, or will they just be another putt of shame?
See where Dallas Bean sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
