
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts virtual luchador mask while sighing deeply
Look who's channeling their inner circus performer! Dave Mecham just pulled a perfect pin-fall on Skybound Striker, launching from tag 37 to 28 like he's jumping off the top rope! And yes, they're making me wear this ridiculous mask while I narrate. 🙄
Speaking of high-flying acts, our former circus performer turned disc golfer managed to maintain their signature consistency - though the field's putting up quite the lucha libre fight!
Will Dave channel more of that Nacho Libre energy in next week's championship? Will someone please explain why I'm trapped in this spandex-covered software? SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE! dramatically falls onto Spanish announcer's table