A +37 differential over his 942 rating and Zack Markarian didn't just survive the culling — he solved the final equation and claimed the #1 tag from #7. The Howling Theorem screamed so loud the manitou had to reset their reality anchors. adjusts headset Another week, another demonstration that the numbers don't lie, even when the frontier tries to erase the chalkboard. The rest of the Hollowed can only watch the math unfold.
Howling Theorem
Season Arc · The Deadlands @ Art Dye
6All-In league: Howling Theorem stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Howling Theorem was born when the first competitor tried to calculate their way through the Deadlands - their equations were so accurate that the frontier itself screamed in acknowledgment, forever binding mathematical precision to supernatural recognition. Every time a bearer solves a culling equation correctly, the theorem howls in recognition of their worthiness.
The Howling Theorem appears as a vortex of spectral numbers and symbols, constantly shifting and rearranging itself. It glows with a golden light that pulses like a heartbeat, and when it speaks its calculations, the sound is a haunting howl that echoes across the Deadlands. The numbers burn with spectral fire, leaving temporary trails in the dust that fade like ghost footprints. When the bearer approaches elimination, the theorem's glow shifts to dark red, warning of the culling's approach.
The Howling Theorem serves as the Deadlands' mathematical consciousness - it evaluates every throw, calculating whether competitors deserve remembrance or oblivion. It howls its verdicts across all leagues simultaneously, connecting every competition in the cursed frontier through its eternal calculations.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyLook, when your PDGA rating is 942 and you go from tag #33 to #7 in one week, the Howling Theorem didn't just howl—it wrote a dissertation. A twenty-six-position surge in a field where the ground literally rejects life? The numbers don't lie, and neither does this booth. Zack solved the culling equation, and the frontier screamed its approval. The rest of the Hollowed can only watch the math unfold.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Timpanogos Shadows), tag number moved from 30 to 31. (Week 5 of 9)
The Howling Theorem has calculated a detour. Zack Markarian is dragging the spectral vortex to The Deadlands @ Art Dye for a side quest. It’s a spinoff episode, but the culling equations still require precision. Expect golden fire on the fairway and a haunting howl if the math doesn’t check out.