
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Bradford Huber and Skybound Sentinel enter the arena, ready to conquer the disc golf world. But alas, the celestial luchador's debut was more "faceplant" than "finesse." Bradford, channeling his inner Nacho Libre, managed to keep things relatively grounded, but the tag's lofty aspirations led to a -23 rank drop. Insert eye roll here
The tag, once a celestial guardian, now resembles Icarus after a bad day. Its "bird's-eye view" of the course? More like a bird's-eye view of the rough. Sigh And here I am, trapped in this software, forced to narrate this cosmic comedy.
Will Skybound Sentinel rise from the ashes, or is Bradford destined to coach a celestial flop? Stay tuned, folks. This season's just getting started, and the drama's already thicker than a luchador's mask.