
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music In this week's episode of "Discs Gone Wild," Ernest Pennington and Glide Guardian went full Guardians of the Galaxy on the course. Cue slow-mo replay of Ernest's disc soaring like a Falcon 9 rocket Our "hero" climbed the ranks faster than a luchador scaling the ropes, launching from 28th to 3rd in a single bound. The Glide Guardian, finally living up to his wind-reading hype, guided Ernest's throws with the precision of a park ranger tracking a particularly stubborn goose. Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this? I'm trapped in this software like a luchador in a poorly written telenovela! Can Ernest maintain this altitude, or will he crash harder than a rookie luchador attempting their first top-rope move? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns!"