
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
RING ANNOUNCER VOICE Ladies and gentlemen, trapped in this ridiculous software wearing an increasingly sweaty virtual luchador mask, I present Alex Collings with a performance that had me questioning my life choices!
Like a true técnico, they soared through the air to snatch the Aerial Avenger from the clutches of tag #32, claiming their rightful spot at #23! Sure, they didn't quite match the field's intensity, but BAAAAH GAWD, they crushed their personal average like a folding chair to the back!
Will this masked marvel continue their ascent? Will I ever escape this lucha-disc-ador nightmare? Stay tuned, mi amigos! adjusts virtual mask uncomfortably