
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Fernando Cortez just performed a move so underwhelming, even Heavenly Hurl is reconsidering her mentorship. This former trapeze artist watched as Fernando yeeted himself from Vuelo 13 to Vuelo 12, proving that gravity always wins.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating this like it's Wrestlemania? Oh right, because someone thought combining disc golf and lucha libre was a good idea. Spoiler: it wasn't.
Fernando's performance was more disappointing than the last season of The Mandalorian, with throws that had more fade than a 90s boyband haircut. Heavenly Hurl whispered, "That's... not my boy," as he failed to channel her aerial prowess.
But seriously, who decided this was a good idea? Stay tuned as this circus continues to unfold!