
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Twirls dramatically in unwanted spandex Look who just pulled off the most graceful tag-team takedown since I was forced into this ridiculous outfit! Christopher Norman channeling his inner Drift Dancer went from jobber to superstar faster than you can say "¡Dios mío!"
Y'all, this former ballet dancer just pirouetted through 34 rankings like Nacho Libre on Red Bull. Speaking of which, who writes this stuff? A ballet dancer turned disc golf luchador? What's next - a synchronized swimming yakuza?
Adjusts uncomfortable mask But seriously, Norman's performance was more elevated than my blood pressure in this commentator's box. Will our graceful warrior maintain their top-tier status? Or will next week bring a swan dive into mediocrity? Stay tuned, mi amigos!