
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic circus music In the final act of this absurd software prison I call home, Owen Millet and Feather Phantom delivered a performance worthy of Cirque du Soleil. Flips through the air with precision This aerial ace matched his personal best while outshining the field, climbing three spots to secure #5 in the Launcho Libre Open.
As the Phantom's circus background would suggest, this was the greatest show on turf - all chains and no clowns. Breaks fourth wall And now I'm trapped here forever, forced to narrate your tag numbers like some deranged sports commentator.
But hey, at least Owen gets to keep his final tag number - no more swapping, no more drama. Takes final bow Who's ready for season two of this nonsense?